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I saw Juliet and the Licks and went up the front. At the end of the show, Juliet Lewis slammed dived on me. I didn't complain......
Did you cop a feel? Did you?
Just before she jumped she was singing a cover of Van Halen's Ain't Talking Bout Love. I was the only one singing along. She saw me and pointed and SANG THE SONG TO ME! Then she jumped of the stage and landed on my head. I put my hands up (just for to protect myself - honest). She is so skinny it was difficult to tell what was what.
I was in love! 
Awesome song. Grew up listening to that, my fave VH tune. That riff, one of the first I ever learnt on guitar.
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| | | Posted 07/04/2008 12:11:05 | |
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I saw Juliet and the Licks and went up the front. At the end of the show, Juliet Lewis slammed dived on me. I didn't complain......Did you cop a feel? Did you? Just before she jumped she was singing a cover of Van Halen's Ain't Talking Bout Love. I was the only one singing along. She saw me and pointed and SANG THE SONG TO ME! Then she jumped of the stage and landed on my head. I put my hands up (just for to protect myself - honest). She is so skinny it was difficult to tell what was what. I was in love! Good work. I bet that caused a spank bank entry of some sort.
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| | | Posted 07/04/2008 14:12:29 | |
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I saw Juliet and the Licks and went up the front. At the end of the show, Juliet Lewis slammed dived on me. I didn't complain......
Did you cop a feel? Did you?
Just before she jumped she was singing a cover of Van Halen's Ain't Talking Bout Love. I was the only one singing along. She saw me and pointed and SANG THE SONG TO ME! Then she jumped of the stage and landed on my head. I put my hands up (just for to protect myself - honest). She is so skinny it was difficult to tell what was what.
I was in love!
You do realise shes a scientologist don't you? She's infected you now. You're a scientologist, Slart and there's nothing you can do about it. You heart aliens and Xenu is your God. 
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I saw Juliet and the Licks and went up the front. At the end of the show, Juliet Lewis slammed dived on me. I didn't complain......Did you cop a feel? Did you? Just before she jumped she was singing a cover of Van Halen's Ain't Talking Bout Love. I was the only one singing along. She saw me and pointed and SANG THE SONG TO ME! Then she jumped of the stage and landed on my head. I put my hands up (just for to protect myself - honest). She is so skinny it was difficult to tell what was what. I was in love! You do realise shes a scientologist don't you? She's infected you now. You're a scientologist, Slart and there's nothing you can do about it. You heart aliens and Xenu is your God. Well, it was worth it.
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| That chick off the Renault adverts who used to say "Papa".
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| | | Posted 07/04/2008 17:12:37 | |
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That chick off the Renault adverts who used to say "Papa".Shout. "Nicole". I heart her.
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That chick off the Renault adverts who used to say "Papa".Shout. "Nicole". I heart her. 
Renault sold millions of crap cars thanks to her.
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| | Podge and Rodge related fit bird: 
She could see me lad on a lettuce anyday. Is she making the tea?
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| One for the more mature poster. (And a hur-hur for being called Fanny Ardant)
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| | Now she really was (maybe still is?) lovely. Thanks Emigre, made my morning. 
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