I was once sent off in Primary School for swearing, the manager sent me home early so that my mum would ask me why i was home early. i just hung around for a while and my mum didn't notice. So we lost the game and were getting bollocked good and proper by the manager at school the next day about having no dignity or self belief and that we were all cowards. He stands me up and says, what happened to you when you got home, i say that i was grounded for two weeks. He says that I was the only one to come out of the game with any credit. For swearing in the first place and then showing that i was man enough to tell my mum the truth about why i was home early.  Bish Bash and Bosh.

Do I feel Guilty? Like fuck do I!

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