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| |  Posted 10/10/2006 14:30:31 | |
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| | What do people get ot of lying? We have a guy at work, hes 26, big fat bastard and he is a compulsive liar. We once told him, as a joke, that a girl called Sinead O'Connor had been looking for him...he told us it was a girl he had shagged. He told us that he had a threesome with identical twins, one was 18 and the other 19...classic. He told us he went on holiday to Prague, flew back to double check his rota, and flew back again...another classic. Told us he had a car and it was on the car park...then at the end of the night said his mum was picking him up. Pretty funny at first, but sad when you think about it...i don't understand why he does it...and no one ca pull him up on it because he's clearly not all there!
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| | | Posted 10/10/2006 14:32:34 | |
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| not a United fan by any chance
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| | | Posted 10/10/2006 14:35:20 | |
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| One of my bro's mates used to lie about City all the time so we decided to catch him out one time. We said we'd seen on teamtalk that City were selling John Foster to Bolton, he said he'd already heard that and they were offering a million for him. Bit strange really seeing as we'd completely made it up!
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| | | Posted 10/10/2006 14:37:38 | |
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| not a United fan by any chance Yeah, he told me he had tickets to last years derby at coms, and as i sit next to the away fans i obviously know where they sit....he replied "i'm sat in the opened end". I just said oh right, and walked away. The thing is if you ask him again he always tells you something different.
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| | | Posted 10/10/2006 14:40:01 | |
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| I'm a test pilot for NASA btw.
Si thi tha nos |
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| | | Posted 10/10/2006 15:18:29 | |
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| funny I have never seen you round the test area.
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| | | Posted 10/10/2006 17:17:18 | |
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| | I am actually a slim, nubile 18 year old girl. Bugger wrong forum, I'm 42, chunky and balding officer.
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| | | Posted 11/10/2006 10:33:35 | |
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| I lie all the time. It's fun and makes you look cool.
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| | | Posted 11/10/2006 10:51:16 | |
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| So you are lying when you say you lie?
you do not mess with Jack Reacher |
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| | | Posted 11/10/2006 12:28:44 | |
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| | yes. By the way, that Sinead O'Connor thing is hilarious.
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