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| | One of our salesmen is well-known for being a bit of a balloon, but he's excelled himself. He went to a Motor Show and decided to stay over and sleep in one of our trucks so that he could go to "The Disco". On the way, he spotted a burger bar and resolved to call there on the way out for something to eat. Unfortunately, it was shut, so he went round the back to see if there was anything edible left and got caught by a security guard while rummaging through the old boxes and bins. After convincing him that he wasn't a tramp, he remembered that he had some spuds in the glovebox of his car, went and got a couple, peeled them with his car key and had a feast. Who keeps potatoes in their glovebox?
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| | | Posted 03/10/2006 13:19:40 | |
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| That is beautiful. I wish i was him. *buys potatoes* *needs car*
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| | | Posted 03/10/2006 13:39:45 | |
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| | What a twat. He should get together with one of our dickhead technicians who carked my car like a mong this morning, (it's a Rnault and obviosly needed some repairs as it's 6 days old!!), and a fucking customer has pranged it. 
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| | | Posted 03/10/2006 13:45:38 | |
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| | Do we know what variety of potato he used, as there are many different types. Was it a fir apple ? or maybe a king edward ?
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I'm far too forgetful for that
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| | | Posted 03/10/2006 13:46:11 | |
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| This same salesman once brought his horsebox trailer in to leave in our car park over the weekend but forgot to uncouple it and towed it home again and didn't realise until he was half way down the M6 to Stoke.
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| | | Posted 03/10/2006 13:49:06 | |
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| East Stand Massive (03/10/2006)
What a twat. He should get together with one of our dickhead technicians who carked my car like a mong this morning, (it's a Rnault and obviosly needed some repairs as it's 6 days old!!), and a fucking customer has pranged it. Bert would have a field day with this one. Have you been taking spelling lessons from MrsW?
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| | | Posted 03/10/2006 13:57:06 | |
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| Mr Badger (03/10/2006)
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What a twat. He should get together with one of our dickhead technicians who carked my car like a mong this morning, (it's a Rnault and obviosly needed some repairs as it's 6 days old!!), and a fucking customer has pranged it. Bert would have a field day with this one. Have you been taking spelling lessons from MrsW? Ha ha. No, all me own work!!  Everything is going tits up today, summats got to give!!
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| | | Posted 03/10/2006 13:57:17 | |
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| Buffbill (03/10/2006)
One of our salesmen is well-known for being a bit of a balloon, but he's excelled himself. He went to a Motor Show and decided to stay over and sleep in one of our trucks so that he could go to "The Disco". On the way, he spotted a burger bar and resolved to call there on the way out for something to eat. Unfortunately, it was shut, so he went round the back to see if there was anything edible left and got caught by a security guard while rummaging through the old boxes and bins. After convincing him that he wasn't a tramp, he remembered that he had some spuds in the glovebox of his car, went and got a couple, peeled them with his car key and had a feast. Who keeps potatoes in their glovebox?
This story has to be true because no one could have thought it up.
There are some right penises in this world.At that point I prolly would have just resigned myself to being hungry for a night.
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| | | Posted 03/10/2006 13:57:31 | |
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| My car went in one morning as the glovebox light wasn't working. Ten minutes later a technician came in, laughed at me and informed that there was nothing worng, I just hadn't had the sidelights on. A week later I got a bill from the Service Dept for 3 hours labour, investigating an electrical fault which had been traced to faulty wiring and rectified.Robbers!East Stand Massive (03/10/2006)
What a twat. He should get together with one of our dickhead technicians who carked my car like a mong this morning, (it's a Rnault and obviosly needed some repairs as it's 6 days old!!), and a fucking customer has pranged it.
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| | | Posted 03/10/2006 14:02:53 | |
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| Dannys_studs (03/10/2006)
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One of our salesmen is well-known for being a bit of a balloon, but he's excelled himself. He went to a Motor Show and decided to stay over and sleep in one of our trucks so that he could go to "The Disco". On the way, he spotted a burger bar and resolved to call there on the way out for something to eat. Unfortunately, it was shut, so he went round the back to see if there was anything edible left and got caught by a security guard while rummaging through the old boxes and bins. After convincing him that he wasn't a tramp, he remembered that he had some spuds in the glovebox of his car, went and got a couple, peeled them with his car key and had a feast. Who keeps potatoes in their glovebox? This story has to be true because no one could have thought it up. There are some right penises in this world. At that point I prolly would have just resigned myself to being hungry for a night.
The fact that he's actually told people the story beggars belief!!
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