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| This is what happened, according to Cashley Cole...Former Arsenal defender Ashley Cole has broken the silence over the so-called 'battle of the buffet', when slices of pizza were thrown at Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson. Extracts from Cole's book, 'My Defence,' are being published in The Times this week and Chelsea's new signing rakes over the embers of the infamous row between Arsenal and United players at Old Trafford two years ago. He confirms the pizza was not thrown by an English or French player and writes: "This slice of pizza came flying over my head and hit Fergie straight in the mush. "The slap echoed down the tunnel and everything stopped - the fighting, the yelling, everything. All eyes turned and all mouths gawped to see this pizza slip off that famous puce face and roll down his nice black suit. "I thought Ferguson was going to explode but then he stormed off into the dressing room cursing and grunting, brushing the crumbs and stains off his collar. "We all went back into the dressing room and fell about laughing." He went on: "All I can say is that the culprit wasn't English or French, so that should narrow it down." Cole added of the furore around the match: "By the time we were walking down that extendable plastic tunnel everyone was having a go at each other. "There were shouts of 'you f****** cheats' and players were running into a jostling huddle where the narrow tunnel opens into a wider mouth. "I was jammed in the middle. I heard the boss [Arsene Wenger] hammering Ferguson; incandescent French, verbally sparring with the bullish Scotsman."
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| | | Posted 13/09/2006 15:58:27 | |
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| | | Posted 13/09/2006 15:59:49 | |
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| So how does the culprit not being English or French narrow it down?
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| | | Posted 13/09/2006 16:06:39 | |
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| Cooder (13/09/2006)
And we thought these people were respected members of the community? Children Ashley Cole gave up being one of them a while back! If you saw Rio Ferdinand's World Cup windups, you'll be fully aware that 'footballers' humour' is hardly sophisticated or mature.
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| | | Posted 13/09/2006 16:09:17 | |
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| Seattle Blue (13/09/2006)
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And we thought these people were respected members of the community? Children Ashley Cole gave up being one of them a while back! If you saw Rio Ferdinand's World Cup windups, you'll be fully aware that 'footballers' humour' is hardly sophisticated or mature. Rio is a total wanker. End of.
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| | | Posted 14/09/2006 08:33:34 | |
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| Hmmm, what's that I was saying about footballer humour??BEN Thatcher's Manchester City team-mates are doing their bit to show solidarity with the Welsh elbow merchant. Pedro Mendes' pal drove off from City's training ground for a meeting with the FA last week, unaware that two first-teamers had sellotaped a message to the back of his car. To the huge amusement of other road users, it read: 'I Am Ben Thatcher, Manchester City's Hard Man'.
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| | | Posted 20/09/2006 01:10:18 | |
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| Billy Whizz (13/09/2006)
So how does the culprit not being English or French narrow it down?According to ceefax this narrowing down means that it was cesc fabregas
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| | | Posted 20/09/2006 11:04:57 | |
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| Seattle Blue (14/09/2006)
Hmmm, what's that I was saying about footballer humour?? BEN Thatcher's Manchester City team-mates are doing their bit to show solidarity with the Welsh elbow merchant. Pedro Mendes' pal drove off from City's training ground for a meeting with the FA last week, unaware that two first-teamers had sellotaped a message to the back of his car. To the huge amusement of other road users, it read: 'I Am Ben Thatcher, Manchester City's Hard Man'. That's quite funny
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| | | Posted 20/09/2006 11:20:51 | |
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| Who's the ghost writer ''puce'' I didn't think that would be in his vocabulary unless of course it's the new black???
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