| | Posted 23/02/2007 14:37:33 | |
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| Cooder (23/02/2007)
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Well,
My PC knows me better than most. Oh and Cooder?.........*hangs up* 
Don't get it?!
You're not a twat really, I thought your computer was being a bit harsh, was just too afraid to say
Try it at work today. Next phone call you have, when you're ending the call, just as the other person is about to put the phone down suddenly blurt out "Oh and Dave..." and when they come back with an urgent "yeah mate?", simp[ly hang up. It's amazing how mad that makes people and puts a smile on your face.
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| | | Posted 23/02/2007 14:39:49 | |
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| | Ahhh... good thinking. Not in today though and the only people I talk to on the phone are people who generally phone up and ask what time the library closes. Would be good to say "Fuck off" and quickly hang up though

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| | | Posted 24/02/2007 10:47:52 | |
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| Cooder (23/02/2007)
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Well, My PC knows me better than most. Oh and Cooder?.........*hangs up*  Don't get it?! You're not a twat really, I thought your computer was being a bit harsh, was just too afraid to say
Twat? No twat is the wrong word for TKD. Think stupid is more closer to target. Stupid but regal.
Kieran on TKD: 'Regal in his stupidity he was often found on mancityforums, his remarks were mostly incorrect but the kid always maintained spirit. And that people, is a the marquis of a true leader.'
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| | | Posted 02/05/2007 16:11:51 | |
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| The Incredible Drunk (23/02/2007)
Lawks. 
That's a very old London expression TKD! My mum used to say that. It's short for "Lorkers" although I haven't a fucking clue what Lorkers means or where it comes from.
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| | | Posted 02/05/2007 16:13:07 | |
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| Oh, that error only occurs if you click on something before the home page has fully opened btw.
Avoid, rather than check. Check, rather than hurt. Hurt, rather than maim. Maim, rather than kill. For all life is precious, nor can any be replaced. |
| | | Posted 02/05/2007 16:40:49 | |
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| Cloudy O'Reyna (02/05/2007)
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Lawks. 
That's a very old London expression TKD! My mum used to say that. It's short for "Lorkers" although I haven't a fucking clue what Lorkers means or where it comes from. Is that the same Lawks as in Lawks a Lordy? I dont know the origin of that either. Roughly translated as Fuck Me!
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