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| The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
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Well,
I went out for a works leaving do in Cheadle, made an absolute twat of myself on karaoke and somewhere along the way, I've managed to lose my wedding ring. And I'm in work, hungover to fuckery.
Ouchie. Have a pint, you'll be right as rain. Other than the wedding ring, you're clearly dead over that one... Benjamin, Dead man walking. I haven't told her yet. Anyhoo, I paid for the fucking thing when all's said and done so she can buy me a new one*! *Tear me a new arse to shit out of. If it was me, I'd cut off the finger that had the ring and then maybe she'd be more concerned about my lost finger than her lost ring. Naa, that wouldn't work. She'd still be thinking about the ring.
Yes, all right.. Christ Almighty! It's like walking down a corridor and answering the door in Nazi Germany! |
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| | | Posted 03/02/2007 12:02:31 | |
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| | You aren't the only one suffering catastrophic drunken losses tid. I lost my keys last night - house and car. That normally wouldn't be so bad, but I also lost my keys last weekend, so the ones I lost last night were my spares, and I now have no car keys. This could be expensive. 
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| | | Posted 03/02/2007 12:16:31 | |
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| Just spoken to her on the phone. I'm being all nice and then she comes out with "have you not found it yet?". I had to point out that I had emailed her from work and she had called me on my works number so no, I hadn't found it due to me being at fucking work!
Really, you women don't help yourselves do you? She had every right to disown me and now she's feeling like a proper dumb fucking blonde. Jeebus Christ!
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| | | Posted 03/02/2007 20:17:33 | |
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| The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
Just spoken to her on the phone. I'm being all nice and then she comes out with "have you not found it yet?". I had to point out that I had emailed her from work and she had called me on my works number so no, I hadn't found it due to me being at fucking work!
Really, you women don't help yourselves do you? She had every right to disown me and now she's feeling like a proper dumb fucking blonde. Jeebus Christ!Maybe its not the fact that you lost it but why you lost it!! Maybe she thought you were doing some Bounding!!!
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Just spoken to her on the phone. I'm being all nice and then she comes out with "have you not found it yet?". I had to point out that I had emailed her from work and she had called me on my works number so no, I hadn't found it due to me being at fucking work!
Really, you women don't help yourselves do you? She had every right to disown me and now she's feeling like a proper dumb fucking blonde. Jeebus Christ!Maybe its not the fact that you lost it but why you lost it!! Maybe she thought you were doing some Bounding!!! and some cadding.
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Just spoken to her on the phone. I'm being all nice and then she comes out with "have you not found it yet?". I had to point out that I had emailed her from work and she had called me on my works number so no, I hadn't found it due to me being at fucking work!
Really, you women don't help yourselves do you? She had every right to disown me and now she's feeling like a proper dumb fucking blonde. Jeebus Christ!Maybe its not the fact that you lost it but why you lost it!! Maybe she thought you were doing some Bounding!!! and some cadding*. Bollocks. "When Posts Come Back To Haunt You" by The Rt. Hon. Incredible Drunk is to be released on Monday. And as a post-script, she's not fucking happy. I'm typing this from a temporary network link I've rigged up to the dog house. *It may have been been lecherous roguing. Either way, it hasn't been found....
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Just spoken to her on the phone. I'm being all nice and then she comes out with "have you not found it yet?". I had to point out that I had emailed her from work and she had called me on my works number so no, I hadn't found it due to me being at fucking work!
Really, you women don't help yourselves do you? She had every right to disown me and now she's feeling like a proper dumb fucking blonde. Jeebus Christ!Maybe its not the fact that you lost it but why you lost it!! Maybe she thought you were doing some Bounding!!! and some cadding. That was the first thing that came to my mind to be honesst. Something along the lines of losing it as you slipped it into your back pocket to chat up some young filly at the bar
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Just spoken to her on the phone. I'm being all nice and then she comes out with "have you not found it yet?". I had to point out that I had emailed her from work and she had called me on my works number so no, I hadn't found it due to me being at fucking work!
Really, you women don't help yourselves do you? She had every right to disown me and now she's feeling like a proper dumb fucking blonde. Jeebus Christ!Maybe its not the fact that you lost it but why you lost it!! Maybe she thought you were doing some Bounding!!! and some cadding. That was the first thing that came to my mind to be honesst. Something along the lines of losing it as you slipped it into your back pocket to chat up some young filly at the bar I'm so thrilled that I'm regarded in such low-esteem*! *You have me to a tee.
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| i have one i don't need anymore.   
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| As you appear to be alive if not well how is the domestic situation chez TID? Have you found the said ring or what .Are any of your bodily parts missing?
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