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| Benny the Blue (03/02/2007)
an extra s and that would be a result. Like a really strong sherry trifle.Sherry Trifle would be a good porno name I reckon.
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| Mr Badger (03/02/2007)
TID, how the fuck did you lose your wedding ring?
If it makes you feel any better I'm also in work and about to get my face around 
Mr Badger,
If I knew how I'd lost it, I'd know where I lost it and therefore, it wouldn't be a problem. Drunkard is as drunkard does.
And I'm just waiting for my cheese and bacon on toast to be delivered, so at least I'll have a full belly when she kills me later.
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| The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
Mr Badger (03/02/2007)
TID, how the fuck did you lose your wedding ring?
If it makes you feel any better I'm also in work and about to get my face around
Mr Badger,
If I knew how I'd lost it, I'd know where I lost it and therefore, it wouldn't be a problem. Drunkard is as drunkard does.
And I'm just waiting for my cheese and bacon on toast to be delivered, so at least I'll have a full belly when she kills me later.
Where did you last have it? 
Avoid, rather than check. Check, rather than hurt. Hurt, rather than maim. Maim, rather than kill. For all life is precious, nor can any be replaced. |
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| Cloudy O'Reyna (03/02/2007)
The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
Mr Badger (03/02/2007)
TID, how the fuck did you lose your wedding ring? If it makes you feel any better I'm also in work and about to get my face around Mr Badger, If I knew how I'd lost it, I'd know where I lost it and therefore, it wouldn't be a problem. Drunkard is as drunkard does. And I'm just waiting for my cheese and bacon on toast to be delivered, so at least I'll have a full belly when she kills me later. Where did you last have it? On his finger I reckon. TID, you're not looking at you right hand are you?
you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass
he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal 
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| Cloudy O'Reyna (03/02/2007)
The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
Mr Badger (03/02/2007)
TID, how the fuck did you lose your wedding ring?
If it makes you feel any better I'm also in work and about to get my face around
Mr Badger,
If I knew how I'd lost it, I'd know where I lost it and therefore, it wouldn't be a problem. Drunkard is as drunkard does.
And I'm just waiting for my cheese and bacon on toast to be delivered, so at least I'll have a full belly when she kills me later.
Where did you last have it?
Well,
I've just sent her an email (she's in work too) and I've casually advised that I may or may not still be in posession of my minature handcuff....here's how I phrased it:
To:XXXX@esure.com
Subject:Hi
Hi baby,
Made it on time. But am worried. Can't find wedding ring, am I dead? Opinion poll on the forum seems to indicate my testicles are history?
Laters
Me.
x
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| The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
Cloudy O'Reyna (03/02/2007)
The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
Mr Badger (03/02/2007)
TID, how the fuck did you lose your wedding ring?
If it makes you feel any better I'm also in work and about to get my face around
Mr Badger,
If I knew how I'd lost it, I'd know where I lost it and therefore, it wouldn't be a problem. Drunkard is as drunkard does.
And I'm just waiting for my cheese and bacon on toast to be delivered, so at least I'll have a full belly when she kills me later.
Where did you last have it?
Well,
I've just sent her an email (she's in work too) and I've casually advised that I may or may not still be in posession of my minature handcuff....here's how I phrased it:
To:XXXX@ esure.com
Subject:Hi
Hi baby,
Made it on time. But am worried. Can't find wedding ring, am I dead? Opinion poll on the forum seems to indicate my testicles are history?
Laters
Me.
x
At least it's insured then?
Had a reply yet?
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| I feel ill. Said full English was rather on the large side. There was so much pork related product a good vet could have got it back up and running.
you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass
he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal
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| Mr Badger (03/02/2007)
I feel ill. Said full English was rather on the large side. There was so much pork related product a good vet could have got it back up and running.
Easy on the lard Boulderboy.
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| Cloudy O'Reyna (03/02/2007)
The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
Cloudy O'Reyna (03/02/2007)
The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
Mr Badger (03/02/2007)
TID, how the fuck did you lose your wedding ring?
If it makes you feel any better I'm also in work and about to get my face around
Mr Badger,
If I knew how I'd lost it, I'd know where I lost it and therefore, it wouldn't be a problem. Drunkard is as drunkard does.
And I'm just waiting for my cheese and bacon on toast to be delivered, so at least I'll have a full belly when she kills me later.
Where did you last have it?
Well,
I've just sent her an email (she's in work too) and I've casually advised that I may or may not still be in posession of my minature handcuff....here's how I phrased it:
To:XXXX@ esure.com
Subject:Hi
Hi baby,
Made it on time. But am worried. Can't find wedding ring, am I dead? Opinion poll on the forum seems to indicate my testicles are history?
Laters
Me.
x
At least it's insured then?
Had a reply yet?
Surprisingly, not with esure. Some fly-by-nights called Endsleigh?
And no, no reply as yet. Which is a bad thing. Normally, when I've enraged her, she's on the phone within seconds. When that doesn't happen it's because of one of two reasons:
1. Server is slow and email hasn't arrived.
2. She's that angry that it's ticking time-bomb time when I get in.
Fook.
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