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| | I am really sorry folks, pissed and that and I just can't stop typing. Please accept my humble apologies and an invite to my house at anytime where my wife will be pleased* to offer you some deep south style home cookin'** *made*** **whatever's in the fridge ***yeah right, I'll pay for even thinking that. It's my shed though, I don't care what anyone says.**** ****unless it's the missus, then I humbly apologise
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| | | Posted 03/02/2007 07:38:43 | |
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you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass
he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal 
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| Mr Badger (03/02/2007)
Duly humbled. In my defence I'm not sure I can help it.And corned beef is better. Nice to see that political correctness hasn't gone too far-there is a "stinky french garlic" spam now.
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| | | Posted 03/02/2007 09:09:07 | |
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| Well,
I went out for a works leaving do in Cheadle, made an absolute twat of myself on karaoke and somewhere along the way, I've managed to lose my wedding ring. And I'm in work, hungover to fuckery.
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| | | Posted 03/02/2007 09:13:09 | |
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| The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
Well,
I went out for a works leaving do in Cheadle, made an absolute twat of myself on karaoke and somewhere along the way, I've managed to lose my wedding ring. And I'm in work, hungover to fuckery.
Ouchie. Have a pint, you'll be right as rain. Other than the wedding ring, you're clearly dead over that one...
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| Benny the Blue (03/02/2007)
The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
Well,
I went out for a works leaving do in Cheadle, made an absolute twat of myself on karaoke and somewhere along the way, I've managed to lose my wedding ring. And I'm in work, hungover to fuckery.
Ouchie. Have a pint, you'll be right as rain. Other than the wedding ring, you're clearly dead over that one...
Benjamin,
Dead man walking. I haven't told her yet. Anyhoo, I paid for the fucking thing when all's said and done so she can buy me a new one*!
*Tear me a new arse to shit out of.
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| | | Posted 03/02/2007 09:24:48 | |
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| The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
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The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
Well,
I went out for a works leaving do in Cheadle, made an absolute twat of myself on karaoke and somewhere along the way, I've managed to lose my wedding ring. And I'm in work, hungover to fuckery.
Ouchie. Have a pint, you'll be right as rain. Other than the wedding ring, you're clearly dead over that one... Benjamin, Dead man walking. I haven't told her yet. Anyhoo, I paid for the fucking thing when all's said and done so she can buy me a new one*! *Tear me a new arse to shit out of. It could be worse, it could have been her engagement ring. With a bit of luck yours is a plain band and you can just replace it. Maybe not ethical entirely but will save a boatload of hassle. I like Benjamin by the way. Pour yourself a port and brandy, best hangover cure in the world. Unless it makes you violently ill, but even then you'll be better in a bit. How's work?
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| | | Posted 03/02/2007 09:29:39 | |
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| Benny the Blue (03/02/2007)
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Benny the Blue (03/02/2007)
The Incredible Drunk (03/02/2007)
Well,
I went out for a works leaving do in Cheadle, made an absolute twat of myself on karaoke and somewhere along the way, I've managed to lose my wedding ring. And I'm in work, hungover to fuckery.
Ouchie. Have a pint, you'll be right as rain. Other than the wedding ring, you're clearly dead over that one...
Benjamin,
Dead man walking. I haven't told her yet. Anyhoo, I paid for the fucking thing when all's said and done so she can buy me a new one*!
*Tear me a new arse to shit out of.
It could be worse, it could have been her engagement ring. With a bit of luck yours is a plain band and you can just replace it. Maybe not ethical entirely but will save a boatload of hassle. I like Benjamin by the way.
Pour yourself a port and brandy, best hangover cure in the world. Unless it makes you violently ill, but even then you'll be better in a bit. How's work?
An alcohol desert, sadly.
I'll claim it on the home insurance. We're decorating at the moment so I have some scope when it comes to weaving my tale of woe. And I don't have £600 to spare so I'll have to tell her and take, rightfully, the shit that she gives me.
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| | | Posted 03/02/2007 09:32:14 | |
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| | TID, how the fuck did you lose your wedding ring? If it makes you feel any better I'm also in work and about to get my face around 
you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass
he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal
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| an extra s and that would be a result. Like a really strong sherry trifle.
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