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| Bah Humbug! Barber (21/12/2006)
I'd love to come to Cloudy's party, but I don't think I'm post-modern enough for his crowd. 
Anyone fancy something a bit more traditional - a bottle of White Lightning and some sugar butties perhaps? Oh no! Like you're so invited too BHB. And we absolutely promise not to snigger about your choice of knife and fork behind your back so no worries on that front ok?
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| | | Posted 21/12/2006 08:37:28 | |
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| Oh my God, Cloudy, that last post was so 8.25am!
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| | | Posted 21/12/2006 08:44:29 | |
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| Father Funkmas (21/12/2006)
Oh my God, Cloudy, that last post was so 8.25am!Is this because you've not been invited by any chance? I just knew this would happen!
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| | | Posted 21/12/2006 08:48:37 | |
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Father Funkmas (21/12/2006)
Oh my God, Cloudy, that last post was so 8.25am!
Is this because you've not been invited by any chance?
I just knew this would happen!
Don't stress sweetums! I'm out with Siobahn and Delilah at that showbiz bash tomorrow night, I just can't decide what to wear though!
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| | | Posted 21/12/2006 09:20:36 | |
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Father Funkmas (21/12/2006)
Oh my God, Cloudy, that last post was so 8.25am!Is this because you've not been invited by any chance? I just knew this would happen! Don't stress sweetums! I'm out with Siobahn and Delilah at that showbiz bash tomorrow night, I just can't decide what to wear though! Omigod! Not Siobahn! She was an absolute hoot at my last soiree. She used her fish knife to eat her steak! Look! 
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| | | Posted 21/12/2006 09:24:22 | |
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| Yeah yeah I so knew about that! Lizzie told me over lunch the other day, I just, like, had to invite her after I heard. She'll be an absolute daaahling. I'm so going to be watching her when the first course arrives!
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| | | Posted 21/12/2006 09:32:05 | |
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| | Oh no, not Siobahn. She's like so not invited to any of my candlelit suppers anymore. Last time she ahd the nerve to complain about my crudites. My crudites!? The cheek. 
you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass
he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal 
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| | | Posted 21/12/2006 09:42:12 | |
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| Oh no! She sounds like an absolute pig! Oh, now what do I do? There's lie, no way I'm having someone who complains about your delightful crudites near any of my showbiz friends. It'll be a disaster.
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| | | Posted 21/12/2006 09:47:35 | |
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| | I know. My crudites are, like, world famous. And she wore a dress that did absolutely nothing for her.
you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass
he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal
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| | | Posted 21/12/2006 10:31:09 | |
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| Ohmigod! I had Siobahn, like, really crying on the phone. I just way had to cancel her from tomorrow. I said like, "Siobahn, you so need to like, you know, learn stuff" and she was like, "That's really hurtful" and I was like "Well sweetie, that's so the way it is right now and I can't afford to lose face tomorrow if you like, use the wrong knife".
She so had to be told, you know?
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