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2 - I'm feeling frisky, any hole's a goal. | | 0 | |
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5 - Just enough to find her masculine features a strange kinda turn on. | | 0 | |
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8 - It's been that long since I sowed me oats... | | 0 | |
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10 - She can have it, right after I've given Bella Emberg a portion! | | 6 |
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| |  Posted 12/12/2006 13:06:01 | |
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| NoggytheBoltonBlue (12/12/2006)
I can't imagine squidge ever getting the chance to say no. Let alone actually say it
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| Father Funkmas (12/12/2006)
I've just projectile vomitted across the office....  Well in that case, you must be gay then. A big fat gay. |
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| | | Posted 12/12/2006 14:39:15 | |
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| It's not Christmas it's not an act of faith (12/12/2006)
Father Funkmas (12/12/2006)
I've just projectile vomitted across the office....
Well in that case, you must be gay then. A big fat gay.
How can I be gay for not wanting to sleep with a dumpy Swedish lezzer?
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| | | Posted 12/12/2006 15:02:21 | |
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| Based on that picture, i would seriously have to consider saying no, although if i did go through with it i don't think i'd be bragging about it! squidge, if it's an ordeal that you have to go through, you're not doing it right mate.
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| | | Posted 13/12/2006 10:43:40 | |
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It's not Christmas it's not an act of faith (12/12/2006)
Father Funkmas (12/12/2006)
I've just projectile vomitted across the office.... Well in that case, you must be gay then. A big fat gay. How can I be gay for not wanting to sleep with a dumpy Swedish lezzer? Dumpy???? Lezzer????? |
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| | | Posted 13/12/2006 10:48:53 | |
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Father Funkmas (12/12/2006)
It's not Christmas it's not an act of faith (12/12/2006)
Father Funkmas (12/12/2006)
I've just projectile vomitted across the office....
Well in that case, you must be gay then. A big fat gay.
How can I be gay for not wanting to sleep with a dumpy Swedish lezzer?
Dumpy???? Lezzer?????
Yeah, you heard.
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| | | Posted 13/12/2006 11:07:46 | |
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| Father Funkmas (13/12/2006)
It's not Christmas it's not an act of faith (13/12/2006)
Father Funkmas (12/12/2006)
It's not Christmas it's not an act of faith (12/12/2006)
Father Funkmas (12/12/2006)
I've just projectile vomitted across the office.... Well in that case, you must be gay then. A big fat gay. How can I be gay for not wanting to sleep with a dumpy Swedish lezzer? Dumpy???? Lezzer????? Yeah, you heard. I heard, i just don't understand though. |
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| | | Posted 13/12/2006 11:22:19 | |
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| It's not Christmas it's not an act of faith (13/12/2006)
Father Funkmas (13/12/2006)
It's not Christmas it's not an act of faith (13/12/2006)
Father Funkmas (12/12/2006)
It's not Christmas it's not an act of faith (12/12/2006)
Father Funkmas (12/12/2006)
I've just projectile vomitted across the office....
Well in that case, you must be gay then. A big fat gay.
How can I be gay for not wanting to sleep with a dumpy Swedish lezzer?
Dumpy???? Lezzer?????
Yeah, you heard.
I heard, i just don't understand though.
Okay, in the Queen's own.....
Nina is a small dwarvish ugly minger. She is Swedish and a jackboot lesbian. Ergo, she sips from the furry cup, eats carpet, munches, even, on rugs.
I hope that has cleared things up for you.
By the way, you haven't been in Ipswich over the last couple of weeks have you Bassman?
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| Father Funkmas (13/12/2006)
It's not Christmas it's not an act of faith (13/12/2006)
Father Funkmas (13/12/2006)
It's not Christmas it's not an act of faith (13/12/2006)
Father Funkmas (12/12/2006)
It's not Christmas it's not an act of faith (12/12/2006)
Father Funkmas (12/12/2006)
I've just projectile vomitted across the office.... Well in that case, you must be gay then. A big fat gay. How can I be gay for not wanting to sleep with a dumpy Swedish lezzer? Dumpy???? Lezzer????? Yeah, you heard. I heard, i just don't understand though. Okay, in the Queen's own..... Nina is a small dwarvish ugly minger. She is Swedish and a jackboot lesbian. Ergo, she sips from the furry cup, eats carpet, munches, even, on rugs. I hope that has cleared things up for you. By the way, you haven't been in Ipswich over the last couple of weeks have you Bassman? In the Queens English. Er... your fuckin wrong, on all counts, apart from her being Swedish. That bit is correct. And the Ipswich bit? Nah never been there. |
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