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| |  Posted 29/11/2006 10:48:46 | |
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| Bono, the lead singer of the band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
Glaswegians are noted for their ability to cut the pompous down to size.
Bono was playing a U2 concert in Glasgow recently, when he asked the audience for total quiet. Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A Glaswegian voice rang out from near the front of the crowd, piercing the silence........
Well, f**kin' stop doing it then!"
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| | | Posted 29/11/2006 10:57:27 | |
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| haha
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| | | Posted 29/11/2006 11:11:36 | |
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| Haha, perfect! Well timed piece of jock-wit thrown in there.
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| | | Posted 29/11/2006 11:15:07 | |
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| One of my favourite bits of heckling was while watching a local band, playing locally. The lead singer was bigging up his next song and said 'this one's about being hot in bed' to which my brother responded 'take one of the fucking duvets off then!!'. Quality!
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| | | Posted 29/11/2006 11:39:09 | |
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| Yep well said BB's bro. Haha!
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| Burnage Blue (29/11/2006)
One of my favourite bits of heckling was while watching a local band, playing locally. The lead singer was bigging up his next song and said 'this one's about being hot in bed' to which my brother responded 'take one of the fucking duvets off then!!'. Quality!So it was local then?
you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass
he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal 
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| | | Posted 29/11/2006 12:17:29 | |
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| | I remember being at a Feeder gig a while ago and my mate shouting very loudly "Play something good!" Although I agreed I did want to hide when loads of people turned round and glared at us!
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| Mr Badger (29/11/2006)
Burnage Blue (29/11/2006)
One of my favourite bits of heckling was while watching a local band, playing locally. The lead singer was bigging up his next song and said 'this one's about being hot in bed' to which my brother responded 'take one of the fucking duvets off then!!'. Quality!So it was local then? Yes, but not in my local, unfortunately
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| Dannys_studs (29/11/2006)
Haha, perfect! Well timed piece of jock-wit thrown in there. Yes...or a joke stolen straight from the second Jimmy Carr stand up
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| fatsquid (29/11/2006)
Dannys_studs (29/11/2006)
Haha, perfect! Well timed piece of jock-wit thrown in there.
Yes...or a joke stolen straight from the second Jimmy Carr stand up
Killjoy.
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