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Posted 30/04/2008 12:54:05


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Not had any really bad dates, that could be classed as a nightmare, apart from having to be very, very careful what i said when i went out with a female copper.  Hmmm, she was fit n all.

I doubt you've ever been careful with what you've said in your entire life.

mostly.

Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.

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Posted 30/04/2008 13:00:49


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Cloudyshin O'Watra (30/04/2008)
Anyway, my worst date:

I was supposed to be meeting this guy in Mary D's on Saturday, I'd pm'd him my mobile number and everything, so he phones me in the pub to ask where we are, so I tell him exactly my location next to the DJ. The next thing I know is I'm getting a text saying "Couldn't find you mate, some other time eh?"

Strange that. I too was supposed to be meeting a couple of guys in Mary D's on Saturday, but much to my dismay I get there and there's 9 of them. Two I can handle but I'm not into the group scene. 


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Posted 30/04/2008 13:18:50


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Cloudyshin O'Watra (30/04/2008)
Anyway, my worst date:

I was supposed to be meeting this guy in Mary D's on Saturday, I'd pm'd him my mobile number and everything, so he phones me in the pub to ask where we are, so I tell him exactly my location next to the DJ. The next thing I know is I'm getting a text saying "Couldn't find you mate, some other time eh?"

 To be honest, by the time I got back from the emergency barber, you'd all gone. And anyway, what happened to waiting by the big fridge?

Love your baby love, Sugar Baby Love

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Posted 30/04/2008 13:21:44


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Cloudyshin O'Watra (30/04/2008)
Anyway, my worst date:

I was supposed to be meeting this guy in Mary D's on Saturday, I'd pm'd him my mobile number and everything, so he phones me in the pub to ask where we are, so I tell him exactly my location next to the DJ. The next thing I know is I'm getting a text saying "Couldn't find you mate, some other time eh?"

 To be honest, by the time I got back from the emergency barber, you'd all gone. And anyway, what happened to waiting by the big fridge?

 

Don't come with the excuses now my friend, you cut me deep.


Avoid, rather than check. Check, rather than hurt. Hurt, rather than maim. Maim, rather than kill. For all life is precious, nor can any be replaced.
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Posted 30/04/2008 13:31:20


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Cloudyshin O'Watra (30/04/2008)
Anyway, my worst date:

I was supposed to be meeting this guy in Mary D's on Saturday, I'd pm'd him my mobile number and everything, so he phones me in the pub to ask where we are, so I tell him exactly my location next to the DJ. The next thing I know is I'm getting a text saying "Couldn't find you mate, some other time eh?"

Strange that. I too was supposed to be meeting a couple of guys in Mary D's on Saturday, but much to my dismay I get there and there's 9 of them. Two I can handle but I'm not into the group scene. 

 

hur hur

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up, charm, top, down, strange, bottom

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Posted 01/05/2008 03:47:25


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worst date was when i realised i hadnt put enough roofi in her rooficolada and she woke up.



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Posted 01/05/2008 09:32:53


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Went on a 1st date with a nice bit of crumpet, who brought her parents with her....on the 1st effing date......i did the decent thing, excused myself went to the loo....pumped up the air max and legged the fuck out of there....

Cometh the man cometh the wig....
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