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| Buffbill (30/04/2008)
To put a looong story in a nutshell:
I told an ugly girl that she was ugly, she slapped my face, I punched her in the guts. To make up for it, I took the hideous hound to the pictures in Manchester, but we didn't get there as my less-than-pretty friend suddenly "came on" and we ended up queuing in Pizzaland to ask one of the female assistants for a Tampax.
That must have gone down as one of the weirdest "extra toppings" requests then?
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| | | Posted 30/04/2008 11:24:59 | |
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| Cloudyshin O'Watra (30/04/2008)
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To put a looong story in a nutshell:
I told an ugly girl that she was ugly, she slapped my face, I punched her in the guts. To make up for it, I took the hideous hound to the pictures in Manchester, but we didn't get there as my less-than-pretty friend suddenly "came on" and we ended up queuing in Pizzaland to ask one of the female assistants for a Tampax.That must have gone down as one of the weirdest "extra toppings" requests then? 
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| | | Posted 30/04/2008 12:19:22 | |
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| Buffbill (30/04/2008)
To put a looong story in a nutshell:
I told an ugly girl that she was ugly, she slapped my face, I punched her in the guts. To make up for it, I took the hideous hound to the pictures in Manchester, but we didn't get there as my less-than-pretty friend suddenly "came on" and we ended up queuing in Pizzaland to ask one of the female assistants for a Tampax.good for you BuffB. they want equality with men, well.........
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| Frank Blue (30/04/2008)
Buffbill (30/04/2008)
To put a looong story in a nutshell:
I told an ugly girl that she was ugly, she slapped my face, I punched her in the guts. To make up for it, I took the hideous hound to the pictures in Manchester, but we didn't get there as my less-than-pretty friend suddenly "came on" and we ended up queuing in Pizzaland to ask one of the female assistants for a Tampax.good for you BuffB. they want equality with men, well......... Thank you, Frank. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time, though I must admit that I was very, very drunk. 
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| | | Posted 30/04/2008 12:43:27 | |
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| Buffbill (30/04/2008)
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Buffbill (30/04/2008)
To put a looong story in a nutshell:
I told an ugly girl that she was ugly, she slapped my face, I punched her in the guts. To make up for it, I took the hideous hound to the pictures in Manchester, but we didn't get there as my less-than-pretty friend suddenly "came on" and we ended up queuing in Pizzaland to ask one of the female assistants for a Tampax.good for you BuffB. they want equality with men, well......... Thank you, Frank. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time, though I must admit that I was very, very drunk.
I see your point. A bit tricky is a roundhouse kick, when you've had a drink or two.
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| | | Posted 30/04/2008 12:48:11 | |
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| Anyway, my worst date:
I was supposed to be meeting this guy in Mary D's on Saturday, I'd pm'd him my mobile number and everything, so he phones me in the pub to ask where we are, so I tell him exactly my location next to the DJ. The next thing I know is I'm getting a text saying "Couldn't find you mate, some other time eh?" 
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| Cloudyshin O'Watra (30/04/2008)
Anyway, my worst date: I was supposed to be meeting this guy in Mary D's on Saturday, I'd pm'd him my mobile number and everything, so he phones me in the pub to ask where we are, so I tell him exactly my location next to the DJ. The next thing I know is I'm getting a text saying "Couldn't find you mate, some other time eh?" Never mind. I bet he's a lousy shag anyway.
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| Not had any really bad dates, that could be classed as a nightmare, apart from having to be very, very careful what i said when i went out with a female copper. Hmmm, she was fit n all.
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That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.
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| Half Bassman Half Biscuit (30/04/2008)
Not had any really bad dates, that could be classed as a nightmare, apart from having to be very, very careful what i said when i went out with a female copper. Hmmm, she was fit n all. I doubt you've ever been careful with what you've said in your entire life.
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| Half Bassman Half Biscuit (30/04/2008)
Not had any real dates.
No need to thank me.
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