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| Slart, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.
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| | | Posted 21/04/2008 13:33:01 | |
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| Chicken Balti Pie (21/04/2008)
Slart, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.
Pearls of wisdom. I hope this will be a help when Lisa is giving me a guided tour of London.
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| | | Posted 21/04/2008 13:38:58 | |
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| slart (21/04/2008)
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Slart, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.
Pearls of wisdom. I hope this will be a help when Lisa is giving me a guided tour of London. Buying jewellery for a beautiful woman is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. First you check the size of her ring to make sure it will fit. Then you end up giving her a pearl necklace. 
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| | | Posted 21/04/2008 13:41:32 | |
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| | Not sure about everyone else but I am feeling really loved with the arrival of Lisa. All these kisses, isn't it lovely xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 
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| MrsWeaverToBe (21/04/2008)
Not sure about everyone else but I am feeling really loved with the arrival of Lisa. All these kisses, isn't it lovely xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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| | | Posted 21/04/2008 13:47:07 | |
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Not sure about everyone else but I am feeling really loved with the arrival of Lisa. All these kisses, isn't it lovely xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx Lisa is a piss take fact. She is not a real poster, she's a pisstake. Has anyone rang her yet? No. She's a pisstake from BH
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MrsWeaverToBe (21/04/2008)
Not sure about everyone else but I am feeling really loved with the arrival of Lisa. All these kisses, isn't it lovely xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx Lisa is a piss take fact. She is not a real poster, she's a pisstake. Has anyone rang her yet? No. She's a pisstake from BH Well, you won't say that when I report back after she gives me a guided tour of London.
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Not sure about everyone else but I am feeling really loved with the arrival of Lisa. All these kisses, isn't it lovely xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx Lisa is a piss take fact. She is not a real poster, she's a pisstake. Has anyone rang her yet? No. She's a pisstake from BH Well, you won't say that when I report back after she gives me a guided tour of London. I'm sure she will. It aint going to happen, she's a rubbish fake
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Not sure about everyone else but I am feeling really loved with the arrival of Lisa. All these kisses, isn't it lovely xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx Lisa is a piss take fact. She is not a real poster, she's a pisstake. Has anyone rang her yet? No. She's a pisstake from BH Well, you won't say that when I report back after she gives me a guided tour of London. I'm sure she will. It aint going to happen, she's a rubbish fake Harsh words. Either way, I suppose we do need to settle things once and for all, it's beginning to get tedious now, and (should she be real) I'm sure she's going to be very offended by our musing over her credibility and gender. p.s. Who is BH?
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