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| slart (16/04/2008) Why bother with Wii? Whats wrong with a game of Ludo?Mrs O' doesn't do board games Slart. I played Monopoly with her one Christmas and she landed on my Park Lane with hotels on it. "What's the fucking use of us playing this fucking game if you're going to put hotels every fucking where" she screamed at me whilst picking up the board and all it's little bits and lobbing the lot on the fire.* *which was lit to provide a festive ambience during the season of goodwill.
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| | | Posted 16/04/2008 13:45:36 | |
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| A few years back I was playing streetfighter with my sister and her husband. She got angry after she lost every game. I suggested it was impossible for her to win as men had superior hand-eye co-ordination which she then attributed to men spending every available waking minute "bashing the bishop".
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Cloudyshin O'Watra (16/04/2008) What do I need to get my Wii started then please?
Just a Wii. It comes with one controller and numchuck, plus Wii sports which is the Tennis, Boxing, Golf, 10 Pin bowls and Baseball. Best to get another controller so Mrs O can play but it isn't needed straight off.
Ok, thanks for a proper answer ESM. So I do need to get a second controller to play someone else rather than playing the Wii is that right?
Also, ifI buy a second controller do I need a second numchuck as well or does that come as a package?
No you can have 4 people playing on one controller if needs be.
Numchuck is separate
Explain the Numchuck please?
It's an extension to the controller with buttons on it, on a string thing. For use with the boxing and stuff.
I need two of those, I haven't forgotten the crazy golf incident.
I'm gonna punch her fucking lights out!
On the game or accidently smack her while your slugging it out on the game....... muhahahahahaaaa.
Depends who's winning. If it's her I'm taking her down, fair means or fowl. 
Good man. Just think of the film "The shining" When Jack is walking up the stairs and she has a bat in her hand. "Am not gonna hurt yer Wendy...am just gonna bash yer brains in, am gonna bash them the fuck in" 
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| Heres some inspiration for the night.
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| | | Posted 16/04/2008 14:06:40 | |
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| Mrs W. Could you explain how 4 people play Wii Tennis with one controller??
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| ESM (16/04/2008) Mrs W. Could you explain how 4 people play Wii Tennis with one controller??They can, but they need to throw fast, and be a good catch
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| ESM (16/04/2008) Nah, a Wii is totally different to Xbox and PS3, age doesn't come into it.
Had a 9 hole game of golf with the missus on Saturday night, I finished 2 over par, she finished 117 over. I could hardly play for laughing at her.
Im 23 and I have got a Wii, I love it its a really good form of exercise
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| ESM (16/04/2008) Mrs W. Could you explain how 4 people play Wii Tennis with one controller??Ha! See your point. But with Bowling and Golf I you're ok with one controller. ESM do you think the Baseball is a massive pile of wank? I do
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ESM (16/04/2008) Nah, a Wii is totally different to Xbox and PS3, age doesn't come into it.
Had a 9 hole game of golf with the missus on Saturday night, I finished 2 over par, she finished 117 over. I could hardly play for laughing at her.Im 23 and I have got a Wii, I love it its a really good form of exercise 'Tis, you're right, my arms killing me today from a couple of hours tennis against my lad last night. I was fooked
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ESM (16/04/2008) Nah, a Wii is totally different to Xbox and PS3, age doesn't come into it.
Had a 9 hole game of golf with the missus on Saturday night, I finished 2 over par, she finished 117 over. I could hardly play for laughing at her.Im 23 and I have got a Wii, I love it its a really good form of exercise 'Tis, you're right, my arms killing me today from a couple of hours tennis against my lad last night. I was fooked We call it "Wii Arm"
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