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| Lisa (16/04/2008) I applied on the shipwrecked battle of the Islands website just filled out an application on there and sent it in to them and got invited to auditions in London. Its a show where you are literally shipwrecked for 3 mths its good you should watch it, its like castaway except not so many ugly people and its on a beautiful Island with gorgeous weather Why did you fail the audition?
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| | | Posted 16/04/2008 15:39:21 | |
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Lisa (16/04/2008) No never I am proper tone deaf! Did audition for Shipwrecked got quite far aswell with it
What is Shipwrecked? How did you audition for it?
It's that God-awful kids show where teenagers live on a strip of beach and argue all the time, throw strops and then leave. I caught an episode once and knew I wasn't suited to living on this planet.
Is that the one where they have two islands of 'beautiful people' one called the Tigers the other the sharks or summat?
Proper wank that is. I'd like to dump them all on the island, fuck off then fire shells tipped with depleted plutonium at them from a Destroyer.
Proper telly. 
Yeah thats the one. I got quite far with the auditions but couldn't handle 3 months away from my boyfriend at the time. Feel a right idiot now cos we split up before the series ended so I could have done it!
I don't think thats very nice that you would do that
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| the vain tossers that go on these programmes should be left there. permanently.
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| | | Posted 16/04/2008 15:40:25 | |
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Lisa (16/04/2008) No never I am proper tone deaf! Did audition for Shipwrecked got quite far aswell with itWhat is Shipwrecked? How did you audition for it? It's that God-awful kids show where teenagers live on a strip of beach and argue all the time, throw strops and then leave. I caught an episode once and knew I wasn't suited to living on this planet. Is that the one where they have two islands of 'beautiful people' one called the Tigers the other the sharks or summat? Proper wank that is. I'd like to dump them all on the island, fuck off then fire shells tipped with depleted plutonium at them from a Destroyer. Proper telly.  Yeah thats the one. I got quite far with the auditions but couldn't handle 3 months away from my boyfriend at the time. Feel a right idiot now cos we split up before the series ended so I could have done it! I don't think thats very nice that you would do that Quite right Lisa. ESM is a bad-minded sort.
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| | | Posted 16/04/2008 15:43:11 | |
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| Lisa, what do you do for a living?
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Lisa (16/04/2008) No never I am proper tone deaf! Did audition for Shipwrecked got quite far aswell with itWhat is Shipwrecked? How did you audition for it? It's that God-awful kids show where teenagers live on a strip of beach and argue all the time, throw strops and then leave. I caught an episode once and knew I wasn't suited to living on this planet. Is that the one where they have two islands of 'beautiful people' one called the Tigers the other the sharks or summat? Proper wank that is. I'd like to dump them all on the island, fuck off then fire shells tipped with depleted plutonium at them from a Destroyer. Proper telly.  Yeah thats the one. I got quite far with the auditions but couldn't handle 3 months away from my boyfriend at the time. Feel a right idiot now cos we split up before the series ended so I could have done it! I don't think thats very nice that you would do that Take no notice of East Stand Lisa, he was shipwrecked once. Even the coconuts refused to have sex with him. I might apply for this next series though. Is there an age limit do you know and are there plenty of comortable chairs? Cloudy xxxxx
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| Half Bassman Half Biscuit (16/04/2008) the vaintossers that go on these programmes should be left there. permanently.
Their not all vain as you think if they were theres no way they could handle having no mirrors straighteners or hairdryers etc for 3 months.
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Lisa (16/04/2008) I applied on the shipwrecked battle of the Islands website just filled out an application on there and sent it in to them and got invited to auditions in London. Its a show where you are literally shipwrecked for 3 mths its good you should watch it, its like castaway except not so many ugly people and its on a beautiful Island with gorgeous weather
Why did you fail the audition?
I didn't fail the auditions I couldn't handle 3 months away from my boyfriend at the time
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Half Bassman Half Biscuit (16/04/2008) the vaintossers that go on these programmes should be left there. permanently.Their not all vain as you think if they were theres no way they could handle having no mirrors straighteners or hairdryers etc for 3 months. Ah....hang on a minute.........
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