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Posted 08/04/2008 15:02:22


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He was quoting Jimmy Carr

Going to see Jimmy Carr on Friday at the Stockport Plaza. Looking forward to it.

Bloody 'ell Tommy, I'l be there with the missus as well.

Should be right good.

At a quiet moment I will shout "Maurizio Maurizio give us a wave"

And I'll quietly sit back and watch the fun as Jimmy thinks your heckling him and retaliates.

I gave Elano my Porsche and now I want it back!

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Posted 08/04/2008 17:40:57


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He was quoting Jimmy Carr

Going to see Jimmy Carr on Friday at the Stockport Plaza. Looking forward to it.

Bloody 'ell Tommy, I'l be there with the missus as well.

Should be right good.

At a quiet moment I will shout "Maurizio Maurizio give us a wave"

And I'll quietly sit back and watch the fun as Jimmy thinks your heckling him and retaliates.

This would be a big mistake.  I saw Jimmy Carr years ago at a works Xmas Party.  A drunk woman heckled him.  After fair warning. He said: "I got into showbusiness to get pussy. And you, madam, are the biggest c*** I've encountered since I entered showbusiness.  I thank you."  I'm not sure if she ever went back to the office after that.

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Posted 08/04/2008 17:42:59


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He was quoting Jimmy Carr

Going to see Jimmy Carr on Friday at the Stockport Plaza. Looking forward to it.

Bloody 'ell Tommy, I'l be there with the missus as well.

Should be right good.

If it's the Repeat Offender tour you'll love it. Saw it at the Apollo.

Wait for his moral dilemma question


From Manchester with love

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Posted 08/04/2008 17:44:13


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Our Tommy (08/04/2008)
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He was quoting Jimmy Carr

Going to see Jimmy Carr on Friday at the Stockport Plaza. Looking forward to it.

Bloody 'ell Tommy, I'l be there with the missus as well.

Should be right good.

At a quiet moment I will shout "Maurizio Maurizio give us a wave"

And I'll quietly sit back and watch the fun as Jimmy thinks your heckling him and retaliates.

This would be a big mistake.  I saw Jimmy Carr years ago at a works Xmas Party.  A drunk woman heckled him.  After fair warning. He said: "I got into showbusiness to get pussy. And you, madam, are the biggest c*** I've encountered since I entered showbusiness.  I thank you."  I'm not sure if she ever went back to the office after that.

I've seen him a couple of times now, his banter with the crowd continues to be incredible


From Manchester with love

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Posted 08/04/2008 18:21:17


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Chicken Balti Pie (07/04/2008)
So why the Aids test?  Are you the kind of guy who goes out every weekend and think any holes a goal. Just curious thats all mate.

No mate... Had the whole lot done. Get it done once a year. I'm only 20, so ya know, piece of mind and all this bullshit.


"I Am Liam, I Am From Manchester... But I Have Brain Cells"

Liam Fray, 2008

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Posted 08/04/2008 18:23:43


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MRI Gibbi?

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Posted 08/04/2008 18:32:38


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Bill. Two things, I watched that fight the other night, as good as it gets man...decision could've gone either way, really enjoyed it.

Secondly I answered your what could go wrong question under 'Fair Play' thread, you prolly should have a read, Squidger and Ben enjoyed it apparently.


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Posted 08/04/2008 22:09:17


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Went to the clinic today, had my test about, 3 or 4 weeks ago, and they said they'd text me the results. Well by today I hadn't heard anything, and was beginning to get quite edgy, so went in after college.

Strode up to Reception confidently, told them my predicament, and the receptionist had a look in my file.

"Someone will need to see you" came the reply.

I was devastated. This was a test for the blood-borne std's, not the others. I was gutted.

Sat down, waited 10 minutes, and someone who came in after me ended up getting called through.

"Did you say someone needed to see me?" I asked the receptionist.

"No, no, everything's fine" came the reply.

THE worst 10 minutes of my life. I have never been so down, ever.

Silly bint


No-one go near Gibbi, he has the bad aids.


Cheeky fucker! That's what I got checked for! I'm free and negative


But you still like Oasis so it's not all good news is it?



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Posted 08/04/2008 22:58:11


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Bill Bastard (08/04/2008)
MRI Gibbi?

come again Bill?


"I Am Liam, I Am From Manchester... But I Have Brain Cells"

Liam Fray, 2008

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Posted 08/04/2008 23:23:57


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once was enough. my turn now.

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