| | Posted 06/04/2008 10:36:15 | |
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| | So, I'm embroiled in looking at my laptop, and then picking some tunes on my iPod, and then I look up and there is some random (staff) bird in my room 2 feet from my face, asking if I wanted the bed turned down. I shat myself and let out a truly legendary string of expletives. My heart is still beating like fook. Mother Cing Fing C indeed. I think I may have shocked her with my language. In my defence I proper pooed myself.
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| | | Posted 06/04/2008 11:01:46 | |
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| I believe you
you do not mess with Jack Reacher |
| | | Posted 06/04/2008 11:08:07 | |
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| Bert Trautmanns neck brace (06/04/2008) I believe youTa. 'twas scary.
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| | | Posted 06/04/2008 11:35:48 | |
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| I mean that she was just a random staff bird
you do not mess with Jack Reacher |
| | | Posted 06/04/2008 13:07:03 | |
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| Bert Trautmanns neck brace (06/04/2008) I mean that she was just a random staff birdHonest, she was. Would I lie to you?
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| | | Posted 06/04/2008 17:54:39 | |
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| One hopes not
you do not mess with Jack Reacher |
| | | Posted 06/04/2008 19:18:34 | |
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| I've noticed that about asian women. They do a lot of tipytoeing.
Yes, all right.. Christ Almighty! It's like walking down a corridor and answering the door in Nazi Germany! |
| | | Posted 07/04/2008 03:37:47 | |
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| its normal procedure for a housekeeper to just let themselves in, maybe she knocked first and you didnt hear her. If a housekeeper knocks and there is no response and you havent hung a Do Not Disturb sign up they will just stroll in and get to work. I see it all the time at work. Ive seen some good sights too. 3 girls 1 bed and a spa that required cleaning = A VERY happy miggs
Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it |
| | | Posted 07/04/2008 11:23:21 | |
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| Benny (06/04/2008)
So, I'm embroiled in looking at my laptop, and then picking some tunes on my iPod, and then I look up and there is some random (staff) bird in my room 2 feet from my face, asking if I wanted the bed turned down. I shat myself and let out a truly legendary string of expletives. My heart is still beating like fook. Mother Cing Fing C indeed. I think I may have shocked her with my language. In my defence I proper pooed myself. What was you embroiled looking at? Is this the real reason for the pooping and the M.C.F.C.ing? Still, not as bad as being caught by yer mum.
Sometimes I wish that I could stop you from talking when I hear the silly things that you say |
| | | Posted 07/04/2008 11:24:28 | |
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| Thus speaks the voice of experience.
you do not mess with Jack Reacher |
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