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| Danny's Studs (07/04/2008)
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Concurred. I'm genuinely intrigued.Sorry, missed this Bill. Easily six or more times I have ended up with crap on my knob. And do you know what, it looks bad but sex can be messy, so that's not ideal but not prohibitive. What is prohibitive is the smell, the smell of poo, someone else's poo, a girl's poo wafting up from your trojan and once manifested in my nostrils, that my friend is where I stop, shower, and go back to the standard hallway. One time from chien position, a girl basically lost complete control of bowel, all over my my piece, ballbag, legs and stomach. I didnt so much need a shower as an acid bath, while showering I was gaggin. Spent 20 minutes in that shower. I'm laughing too hard Danny. That is too funny. Did you ever see her again? I heard of someone who ended up with sweetcorn on their knob.
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| | | Posted 07/04/2008 12:44:46 | |
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| Timpblue (07/04/2008)
Is it only me thats not surprised to see Blackburn at the bottom of this league ? sorry to drag the thread back on track and all I'm quite pleased, as I always think of them as a dirty team, so it's nice to see data back it up.
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| | | Posted 07/04/2008 12:48:02 | |
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| Squidge (07/04/2008)
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Concurred. I'm genuinely intrigued.
Sorry, missed this Bill.
Easily six or more times I have ended up with crap on my knob. And do you know what, it looks bad but sex can be messy, so that's not ideal but not prohibitive. What is prohibitive is the smell, the smell of poo, someone else's poo, a girl's poo wafting up from your trojan and once manifested in my nostrils, that my friend is where I stop, shower, and go back to the standard hallway.
One time from chien position, a girl basically lost complete control of bowel, all over my my piece, ballbag, legs and stomach. I didnt so much need a shower as an acid bath, while showering I was gaggin. Spent 20 minutes in that shower.
I'm laughing too hard Danny. That is too funny. Did you ever see her again?
I heard of someone who ended up with sweetcorn on their knob.
Yes, months later, I saw her and it was one of those moments where although it wasn't spoken of we both had exactly the same memory and mental imagery going on. Hard to believe someone so small could store so much....
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| | | Posted 09/04/2008 20:11:27 | |
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| Good response Danielsan. I was hoping for something along those lines.
I've had shit on the knob a fair few times but it doesn't really bother me that much if its mid act. I've certainly never stopped to shower. Once wiped it off on a mate's sofa and then turned the cushion over. 
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| | | Posted 09/04/2008 20:33:12 | |
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| Bill Bastard (09/04/2008)
Good response Danielsan. I was hoping for something along those lines.
I've had shit on the knob a fair few times but it doesn't really bother me that much if its mid act. I've certainly never stopped to shower. Once wiped it off on a mate's sofa and then turned the cushion over.
A little bit I can deal with, a LOT I cannot.
Ahh the places we've wiped our knobs, similar to a territorial pissing.
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| | | Posted 10/04/2008 09:00:25 | |
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| | I think this is the latest table from the OS FAIR PLAY STANDINGS 1 Manchester United 8.47 2 Tottenham Hotspur 8.45 3 Liverpool 8.34 4 Everton 8.34 5 Arsenal 8.33 6 Manchester City 8.33 7 Fulham 8.21 8 Portsmouth 8.19 9 West Ham United 8.17 10 Wigan Athletic 8.15 11 Reading 8.07 12 Sunderland 8.03 13 Aston Villa 8.02 14 Birmingham City 7.99 15 Newcastle United 7.95 16 Chelsea 7.94 17 Bolton Wanderers 7.91 18 Derby County 7.84 19 Middlesbrough 7.73 20 Blackburn Rovers 7.60
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| | | Posted 10/04/2008 09:46:01 | |
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| Timpblue (10/04/2008)
I think this is the latest table from the OS FAIR PLAY STANDINGS 1 Manchester United 8.47 2 Tottenham Hotspur 8.45 3 Liverpool 8.34 4 Everton 8.34 5 Arsenal 8.33 6 Manchester City 8.33 7 Fulham 8.21 8 Portsmouth 8.19 9 West Ham United 8.17 10 Wigan Athletic 8.15 11 Reading 8.07 12 Sunderland 8.03 13 Aston Villa 8.02 14 Birmingham City 7.99 15 Newcastle United 7.95 16 Chelsea 7.94 17 Bolton Wanderers 7.91 18 Derby County 7.84 19 Middlesbrough 7.73 20 Blackburn Rovers 7.60 Heard the Fair Play place is going to Norway rather than England now...
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| Perhaps we could load Danny Mills to a Norwegian club for the rest of the season. And where is Ben Thatcher these days?
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| At least we'd have home advantage in the Fair Play draw if it came to that 
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