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Posted 01/04/2008 12:58:21


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Similarly I received this today;

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Imagine that^ but with a goatse pic instead. There is one knocking about somewhere. I got suckered with it long time ago. Luckily there was nobody else around. Coulda been very embarrassing.


I just googled the term 'goatse', I very nearly saw my lunch again. Goddammm..... *breathes deeply and thinks of nice things*


You very nearly saw someone elses lunch too.


He really does gets his digits in there doesnt he, I mean that is way the fuck in there. You tell me he aint gonna have problems in later life and I say 'nix'. I say 'nix' to you. Thats what I'd say. Or 'I disagree'. That'd be more likely cos 'nix' isnt something I am likely to say very often.


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Posted 01/04/2008 13:19:32


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save me Jeebus (01/04/2008)
Danny's Studs (01/04/2008)
Similarly I received this today;

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/


Imagine that^ but with a goatse pic instead. There is one knocking about somewhere. I got suckered with it long time ago. Luckily there was nobody else around. Coulda been very embarrassing.


I just googled the term 'goatse', I very nearly saw my lunch again. Goddammm..... *breathes deeply and thinks of nice things*


You very nearly saw someone elses lunch too.


He really does gets his digits in there doesnt he, I mean that is way the fuck in there. You tell me he aint gonna have problems in later life and I say 'nix'. I say 'nix' to you. Thats what I'd say. Or 'I disagree'. That'd be more likely cos 'nix' isnt something I am likely to say very often.

I agree. He'd have to be careful while squirting out turds that he doesn't squirt out a few feet of intestine. You know when you take you coat off and sometimes the sleeve lining comes with it, and how hard it can be to get back in? I imaging trying to put back the contents of your lower trunk could be even harder.


Yes, all right.. Christ Almighty! It's like walking down a corridor and answering the door in Nazi Germany!

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Posted 01/04/2008 13:24:55


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save me Jeebus (01/04/2008)
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Danny's Studs (01/04/2008)
save me Jeebus (01/04/2008)
Danny's Studs (01/04/2008)
Similarly I received this today;

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/


Imagine that^ but with a goatse pic instead. There is one knocking about somewhere. I got suckered with it long time ago. Luckily there was nobody else around. Coulda been very embarrassing.


I just googled the term 'goatse', I very nearly saw my lunch again. Goddammm..... *breathes deeply and thinks of nice things*


You very nearly saw someone elses lunch too.


He really does gets his digits in there doesnt he, I mean that is way the fuck in there. You tell me he aint gonna have problems in later life and I say 'nix'. I say 'nix' to you. Thats what I'd say. Or 'I disagree'. That'd be more likely cos 'nix' isnt something I am likely to say very often.


I agree. He'd have to be careful while squirting out turds that he doesn't squirt out a few feetof intestine. You know when you take you coat off and sometimes the sleeve lining comes with it, and how hard it can be to get back in? I imaging trying to put back the contents of your lower trunk could be even harder.


Yeah I reckon it'd be a bit trickier. Begs the question, if you are home alone when this happens, what exactly is the best course of action...sort of bundle it up, run down th corridor and call an ambulance? Or just try and push it back inside? I just dont know. Personally, I would like anyone around me to completely take charge and get me to expert treatment, immediate-like. It wouldnt really be the time to be embarassed would it, you'd have every right to parry questions of 'well you've done yourself a mischief, how exactly did this happen Danny?'.


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Posted 01/04/2008 13:36:25


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save me Jeebus (01/04/2008)
Danny's Studs (01/04/2008)
Similarly I received this today;

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/


Imagine that^ but with a goatse pic instead. There is one knocking about somewhere. I got suckered with it long time ago. Luckily there was nobody else around. Coulda been very embarrassing.


I just googled the term 'goatse', I very nearly saw my lunch again. Goddammm..... *breathes deeply and thinks of nice things*


You very nearly saw someone elses lunch too.


He really does gets his digits in there doesnt he, I mean that is way the fuck in there. You tell me he aint gonna have problems in later life and I say 'nix'. I say 'nix' to you. Thats what I'd say. Or 'I disagree'. That'd be more likely cos 'nix' isnt something I am likely to say very often.


I agree. He'd have to be careful while squirting out turds that he doesn't squirt out a few feetof intestine. You know when you take you coat off and sometimes the sleeve lining comes with it, and how hard it can be to get back in? I imaging trying to put back the contents of your lower trunk could be even harder.


Yeah I reckon it'd be a bit trickier. Begs the question, if you are home alone when this happens, what exactly is the best course of action...sort of bundle it up, run down th corridor and call an ambulance? Or just try and push it back inside? I just dont know. Personally, I would like anyone around me to completely take charge and get me to expert treatment, immediate-like. It wouldnt really be the time to be embarassed would it, you'd have every right to parry questions of 'well you've done yourself a mischief, how exactly did this happen Danny?'.

I think it brobably depends how much of it there is. If you caught in early and managed to clench in time you might be able to do a bit of DIY and use a finger to poke it back. But if the first thing you knew about it was when you realise your feet weren't touching the floor anymore, I say a wheelbarrow and a trip to the hospital is probably in order.


Yes, all right.. Christ Almighty! It's like walking down a corridor and answering the door in Nazi Germany!

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Posted 01/04/2008 13:45:00


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save me Jeebus (01/04/2008)
Danny's Studs (01/04/2008)
save me Jeebus (01/04/2008)
Danny's Studs (01/04/2008)
Similarly I received this today;

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/


Imagine that^ but with a goatse pic instead. There is one knocking about somewhere. I got suckered with it long time ago. Luckily there was nobody else around. Coulda been very embarrassing.


I just googled the term 'goatse', I very nearly saw my lunch again. Goddammm..... *breathes deeply and thinks of nice things*


You very nearly saw someone elses lunch too.


He really does gets his digits in there doesnt he, I mean that is way the fuck in there. You tell me he aint gonna have problems in later life and I say 'nix'. I say 'nix' to you. Thats what I'd say. Or 'I disagree'. That'd be more likely cos 'nix' isnt something I am likely to say very often.


I agree. He'd have to be careful while squirting out turds that he doesn't squirt out a few feetof intestine. You know when you take you coat off and sometimes the sleeve lining comes with it, and how hard it can be to get back in? I imaging trying to put back the contents of your lower trunk could be even harder.


Yeah I reckon it'd be a bit trickier. Begs the question, if you are home alone when this happens, what exactly is the best course of action...sort of bundle it up, run down th corridor and call an ambulance? Or just try and push it back inside? I just dont know. Personally, I would like anyone around me to completely take charge and get me to expert treatment, immediate-like. It wouldnt really be the time to be embarassed would it, you'd have every right to parry questions of 'well you've done yourself a mischief, how exactly did this happen Danny?'.


I think it brobably depends how much of it there is. If you caught in early and managed to clench in time you might be able to do a bit of DIY and use a finger to poke it back. But if the first thing you knewabout it was when you realise yourfeet weren't touching the floor anymore, I say a wheelbarrow and a trip to the hospital is probably in order.


Fair one.


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Posted 01/04/2008 19:37:04


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Similarly I received this today;

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/


Imagine that^ but with a goatse pic instead. There is one knocking about somewhere. I got suckered with it long time ago. Luckily there was nobody else around. Coulda been very embarrassing.


I just googled the term 'goatse', I very nearly saw my lunch again. Goddammm..... *breathes deeply and thinks of nice things*


You very nearly saw someone elses lunch too.


He really does gets his digits in there doesnt he, I mean that is way the fuck in there. You tell me he aint gonna have problems in later life and I say 'nix'. I say 'nix' to you. Thats what I'd say. Or 'I disagree'. That'd be more likely cos 'nix' isnt something I am likely to say very often.

I agree. He'd have to be careful while squirting out turds that he doesn't squirt out a few feet of intestine. You know when you take you coat off and sometimes the sleeve lining comes with it, and how hard it can be to get back in? I imaging trying to put back the contents of your lower trunk could be even harder.

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Posted 01/04/2008 20:14:07


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abrekebabra is still the greatest name for a kebab shop ever.

a man got his ear bitten off outside the one in derry once. started having major issues with his sight afterwards.

couldn't keep his glasses on


 

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Posted 01/04/2008 22:06:25


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Better than "You Can Call Me Halal"?

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Posted 01/04/2008 22:13:44


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Ok right!

Everyones probably seen this before but maybe some people haven't!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A

It makes me giggle!

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