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| |  Posted 19/03/2008 09:41:35 | |
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| Cloudyshin O'Watra (19/03/2008)
Thread title changed on account of Danny being Drummerist.I think he's bassist now. He's a bit of a mulit-instrumentalist. Or is that just mentalist? 
you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass
he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal 
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| | | Posted 19/03/2008 09:43:06 | |
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| Q- How do you get a bass player to stop playing?
A- Put a sheet of music in front of him.
Q- What do a vacuum cleaner and an bass guitar have in common?
A- Both suck when you plug them in.
And the most appropriate....HA!!;
Q- What's the difference between a bass guitarist and God?
A- God doesn't think he's a bass guitarist. 
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| | | Posted 19/03/2008 09:46:21 | |
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| I got more!!
A bass player walks into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap-dancing on it. The bass player was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheelin' and dealin' they settled for $10000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the bass player runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" . . . asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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| | | Posted 19/03/2008 09:48:14 | |
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| Q: Why can't many bass players get through the door?
A:They either can't find the key or don't know when to come in.
Q: What did the bassist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
A: He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A Bass Player.
Son: "Daddy, I want to grow up and be a bass player."
Father: "Son, you can't have it both ways. "
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| | | Posted 19/03/2008 09:54:14 | |
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| | I think Danny should be severely reprimanded for this un provoked and un warranted attack on you know who. When I saw the tread title I thought it would just be a one word post ie Bassman, but this is over the top.
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| | | Posted 19/03/2008 09:55:47 | |
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| Unabashed carpet-bombing dude. 
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| | | Posted 19/03/2008 09:59:58 | |
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| A bass player bought a dog that was half pit-bull and half collie. One day the dog bit off his leg, and then ran for help.
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Q. What do you call a bass player with a mobile phone?
A. An optimist.
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A bass player goes to the optometrist, and the doctor says "You really need to stop masturbating." The man, a little worried, asks the doctor, "why... am I going blind?" "No," says the doctor. "But you're disturbing everyone else in the waiting room."
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| | | Posted 19/03/2008 10:57:00 | |
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| It's funny, but i've heard loads of these before.
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.
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| | | Posted 19/03/2008 11:46:45 | |
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| Some are purty funny I reckon.
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