| | Posted 18/03/2008 14:55:25 | |
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| I got told this story yesterday from a mate i work with. His dad is on the coaching staff at city and managed to get him access to the players lounge for sundays game against spurs. He was in there with the players and the buffet was on but there was nowhere to sit down, so my clown of a mate, who's a rag by the way, decides to try and cut up all his food standing up. He then manages to slip and cover a man city players pants, who is sat down near him, in pasta. Feeling like a prize idiot he starts apologising as the city player start seeing red and at this point his dad comes over and quickly diffuses the situation, saying that he was with him and it was an accident.
The guys dad then told him that he was lucky nothing kicked off as everyone called this player "fizzy pop" in training, because if anyone goes in hard on him or says anything out of place then he just explodes and goes mental...
Being a scum he didn't recognise who the player was, as he can probably just about name uniteds starting 11.
who do you reckon it was? |
| | | Posted 18/03/2008 14:58:45 | |
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| The Invisible Man (18/03/2008) I got told this story yesterday from a mate i work with. His dad is on the coaching staff at city and managed to get him access to the players lounge for sundays game against spurs. He was in there with the players and the buffet was on but there was nowhere to sit down, so my clown of a mate, who's a rag by the way, decides to try and cut up all his food standing up. He then manages to slip and cover a man city players pants, who is sat down near him, in pasta. Feeling like a prize idiot he starts apologising as the city player start seeing red and at this point his dad comes over and quickly diffuses the situation, saying that he was with him and it was an accident.
The guys dad then told him that he was lucky nothing kicked off as everyone called this player "fizzy pop" in training, because if anyone goes in hard on him or says anything out of place then he just explodes and goes mental...
Being a scum he didn't recognise who the player was, as he can probably just about name uniteds starting 11.
who do you reckon it was?Well, it wasn't Richard Dunne.
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| | | Posted 18/03/2008 15:01:11 | |
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| | yea, quite likely thats dunne's challenges are the main culprit for setting 'fizzy' off tho |
| | | Posted 18/03/2008 15:02:24 | |
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| Don't know why but my gut instinct is Ball.
you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal 
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| | | Posted 18/03/2008 15:05:13 | |
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| | my first thought was petrov, he usually has a fit when he doesn't get the ball when he wants it |
| | | Posted 18/03/2008 15:06:58 | |
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| The Invisible Man (18/03/2008) my first thought was petrov, he usually has a fit when he doesn't get the ball when he wants itWhere's Cloudy? Oi, Cloudy, did Petrov have any pasta on him on Sunday?
you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal 
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| | | Posted 18/03/2008 15:07:34 | |
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| Toughie. If I had to pick, I'd say... Ireland.
Yes, all right.. Christ Almighty! It's like walking down a corridor and answering the door in Nazi Germany! |
| | | Posted 18/03/2008 15:08:23 | |
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| B for Badger (18/03/2008) Don't know why but my gut instinct is Ball.Scouse. Ginger. Everton fan. I think we have a winner here.
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| | | Posted 18/03/2008 15:08:29 | |
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| or Richards.
Yes, all right.. Christ Almighty! It's like walking down a corridor and answering the door in Nazi Germany! |
| | | Posted 18/03/2008 15:41:57 | |
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| slart (18/03/2008)
B for Badger (18/03/2008) Don't know why but my gut instinct is Ball.
Scouse. Ginger. Everton fan.
I think we have a winner here.
I did not know those three facts. I reckon Bally has a temper yes, just ask Ronaldo.
By the way, Nick Tainio of Spurs reminds me of Michael Ball in looks and playing style. He's a right footed version but obviously no where near the ilk.
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