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| | this woman suggested that i should listen to some singer called Rhianna or sommat. Apart from the piano opening which was pleasant enough, the rest that unfolded was pure r n b wailing nonsense, polished as a polished turd, production line schmock. So i started thinking.... I could make a compilation along the lines of 'Now that what i call....' byt it would be called 'Music to Gnaw your Own feet off To'....
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.
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| | | Posted 11/03/2008 15:59:41 | |
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| badly drawn bassman (11/03/2008)
this woman suggested that i should listen to some singer called Rhianna or sommat. Apart from the piano opening which was pleasant enough, the rest that unfolded was pure r n b wailing nonsense, polished as a polished turd, production line schmock. So i started thinking.... I could make a compilation along the lines of 'Now that what i call....' byt it would be called 'Music to Gnaw your Own feet off To'.... This is a modern day classic. You don't like it because you are racist.
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| | | Posted 11/03/2008 16:00:34 | |
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| Do you own a hula hoop, bassman.
Yes, all right.. Christ Almighty! It's like walking down a corridor and answering the door in Nazi Germany! |
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| | | Posted 11/03/2008 16:06:20 | |
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| save me Jeebus (11/03/2008)
Do you own a hula hoop, bassman.?
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.
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| | | Posted 11/03/2008 16:07:09 | |
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| slart (11/03/2008)
badly drawn bassman (11/03/2008)
this woman suggested that i should listen to some singer called Rhianna or sommat. Apart from the piano opening which was pleasant enough, the rest that unfolded was pure r n b wailing nonsense, polished as a polished turd, production line schmock. So i started thinking.... I could make a compilation along the lines of 'Now that what i call....' byt it would be called 'Music to Gnaw your Own feet off To'.... This is a modern day classic. You don't like it because you are racist. I don't like it because it's crap.
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.
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| | | Posted 11/03/2008 16:08:30 | |
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Do you own a hula hoop, bassman.? 
Yes, all right.. Christ Almighty! It's like walking down a corridor and answering the door in Nazi Germany! |
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| badly drawn bassman (11/03/2008)
this woman suggested that i should listen to some singer called Rhianna or sommat. Apart from the piano opening which was pleasant enough, the rest that unfolded was pure r n b wailing nonsense, polished as a polished turd, production line schmock. So i started thinking.... I could make a compilation along the lines of 'Now that what i call....' byt it would be called 'Music to Gnaw your Own feet off To'.... I've always been told you can't polish a turd. You mean I've been misinformed all this time? Why I oughta... (cheers for the loan of your Why I Oughta jeebs)
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| | | Posted 11/03/2008 16:11:32 | |
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badly drawn bassman (11/03/2008)
this woman suggested that i should listen to some singer called Rhianna or sommat. Apart from the piano opening which was pleasant enough, the rest that unfolded was pure r n b wailing nonsense, polished as a polished turd, production line schmock. So i started thinking.... I could make a compilation along the lines of 'Now that what i call....' byt it would be called 'Music to Gnaw your Own feet off To'.... This is a modern day classic. You don't like it because you are racist. I don't like it because it's crap. Get yout cameraphones out, get the camera ready, because Bassman, I could not agree more with you. As nice as she is to look at, she produces some of the worst music in the world!
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badly drawn bassman (11/03/2008)
this woman suggested that i should listen to some singer called Rhianna or sommat. Apart from the piano opening which was pleasant enough, the rest that unfolded was pure r n b wailing nonsense, polished as a polished turd, production line schmock. So i started thinking.... I could make a compilation along the lines of 'Now that what i call....' byt it would be called 'Music to Gnaw your Own feet off To'.... This is a modern day classic. You don't like it because you are racist. I don't like it because it's crap. Get yout cameraphones out, get the camera ready, because Bassman, I could not agree more with you. As nice as she is to look at, she produces some of the worst music in the world! kebab house music. Music to pull your ears off to.
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.
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| The Ghost Of Gibbi (11/03/2008)
badly drawn bassman (11/03/2008)
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badly drawn bassman (11/03/2008)
this woman suggested that i should listen to some singer called Rhianna or sommat. Apart from the piano opening which was pleasant enough, the rest that unfolded was pure r n b wailing nonsense, polished as a polished turd, production line schmock. So i started thinking.... I could make a compilation along the lines of 'Now that what i call....' byt it would be called 'Music to Gnaw your Own feet off To'.... This is a modern day classic. You don't like it because you are racist. I don't like it because it's crap. Get yout cameraphones out, get the camera ready, because Bassman, I could not agree more with you. As nice as she is to look at, she produces some of the worst music in the world! Yup, but they're pretty catchy! |
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