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| Danny's Studs (07/03/2008)
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Miggs (07/03/2008)
TOOL>>>>>>>>>>>>every other bandA lot of other bands>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tool Couldnt let it slide could you bassman? Fucking freak show. An amusing freak show though, I'll give you that. tool are turd
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.
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| | | Posted 07/03/2008 12:32:00 | |
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| badly drawn bassman (07/03/2008)
Danny's Studs (07/03/2008)
badly drawn bassman (07/03/2008)
Miggs (07/03/2008)
TOOL>>>>>>>>>>>>every other band
A lot of other bands>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tool
Couldnt let it slide could you bassman? Fucking freak show. An amusing freak show though, I'll give you that.
tool are turd
There you go, more amusement! *pinches his cute little cheeks* It’s a bit like having a budgerigar as a pet. You dont take notice of them, you don’t like them but if you feed them just enough they will provide some noise to keep the MB from falling silent.
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| | | Posted 07/03/2008 17:22:20 | |
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| Some high art from Mr Bungle:
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
Ginger...Ginger
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah yeah yeah
A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me
I was trained to fuck you baby...
________________________________Predicting false dawns since August '07.
 
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| | | Posted 07/03/2008 17:33:10 | |
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| Bill Dando (07/03/2008)
Some high art from Mr Bungle:
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
Ginger...Ginger
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah yeah yeah
A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me
I was trained to fuck you baby...
Hats off to you sir! One of all time favourites of all time. Good call.
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| | | Posted 07/03/2008 17:51:54 | |
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| He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies,
You wouldn't believe that fat bastard's size
His massive gut is forty foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub
His buttocks part, you'll smell his farts,
He's so fat, he can't wipe his own arse.
So now you've heard about the ugly turd,
He's a virgin and he's never had a bird
Does anyone know he's gay? He goes round spreading AIDs.
(We haven't got a clue where the fat fucker is)
Has anyone seen him eat? He's never seen his feet.
The fat bastard.
Five hundred pounds, he's very round,
But he gets taller when he lies on the ground
He busts his flies, but he can't hide,
Coz he's too big, too fat and too fucking wide
Can anyone guess his weight? That was his fourteenth plate
(We haven't got a clue where the fat fucker is)
His backside blubbers about, cleavage peeping out
The fat bastard
Where's the fat cunt at? Even his fat is fat.
(Found him, he's over here)
You took your time to spot him, he's got an enormous bottom
The fat bastard 
What do the waves have to say?
What do the waves have to say now now?
Slow now
I let the waves have their way now now
Slow
I let the waves have their day |
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| | | Posted 07/03/2008 18:43:35 | |
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| Morning found me lyin' on a floor in New Orleans,
Looking like the patches was about to eat my jeans.
Feeling like my belly was a warehouse for the blues
And I sure miss my sweet Cocaine Carolina.
Met her on an oceanliner, called her Cocaine Carolina
She was quite a lady then and I was twenty two.
God knows how much I adored her I just never could afford her
Cocaine Carolina how did I get hooked on you?
So goodbye Cocaine Carolina you and I are through
I'm going back to Sandy Scag she knows just what to do.
She don't love me for my money, she just wants my body honey.
Cocaine Carolina how did I get hooked on you?
Oh someone said if I was lucky I could go back to Kentucky.
Lexington was famous for its bluegrass and its hills.
Carolina we should get up, don't you know we'll have to split up,
Maybe I should go to California
So goodbye Cocaine Carolina you and I are through
I'm going back to Sandy Scag she knows just what to do.
She don't love me for my money, she just wants my body honey.
Cocaine Carolina how did I get hooked on you?
Oh goodbye Cocaine Carolina...
Oh goodbye Cocaine Carolina..
Best lyrics ever.
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| | | Posted 07/03/2008 20:32:59 | |
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| | | Posted 07/03/2008 20:48:35 | |
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| love a bit of Daftpunk. What do you think it means though?
Avoid, rather than check. Check, rather than hurt. Hurt, rather than maim. Maim, rather than kill. For all life is precious, nor can any be replaced. |
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| | | Posted 07/03/2008 20:49:21 | |
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| Cloudyshin O'Watra (07/03/2008)
love a bit of Daftpunk. What do you think it means though?
It's clearly about string theory. 
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