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| |  Posted 29/01/2008 13:19:47 | |
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News Flash Reports have been made that Cityitis has been spotted in certain remote outposts of the UK - Vets are advised to take this threat seriously and to administer the usual procedure of making the victim watch every home game from January - July 2007 
It's my nephews turn to go to the game on Saturday, he can't make it as they're going away, so I told Miss ESM she could go. All I got was "What's the point daddy, we're going to get really badly beaten." Looks like I've a spare junior ST going. 
wise head, young shoulders Tried the old, "You can't be a proper City fan till you've felt the pain" card. Didn't wash. Even tried "You know how much you love the chips from the Hong Kong chippy." Didn't work either.
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| | | Posted 29/01/2008 13:22:22 | |
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News Flash
Reports have been made that Cityitis has been spotted in certain remote outposts of the UK - Vets are advised to take this threat seriously and to administer the usual procedure of making the victim watch every home game from January - July 2007
It's my nephews turn to go to the game on Saturday, he can't make it as they're going away, so I told Miss ESM she could go. All I got was " What's the point daddy, we're going to get really badly beaten."
Looks like I've a spare junior ST going.
wise head, young shoulders
Tried the old, "You can't be a proper City fan till you've felt the pain" card. Didn't wash. Even tried "You know how much you love the chips from the Hong Kong chippy." Didn't work either.
Have you tried the 'if you want to see another birthday' angle yet. Menacing and threatening behaviour is surely the way to go.
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| | | Posted 29/01/2008 13:25:18 | |
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News Flash
Reports have been made that Cityitis has been spotted in certain remote outposts of the UK - Vets are advised to take this threat seriously and to administer the usual procedure of making the victim watch every home game from January - July 2007
It's my nephews turn to go to the game on Saturday, he can't make it as they're going away, so I told Miss ESM she could go. All I got was " What's the point daddy, we're going to get really badly beaten."
Looks like I've a spare junior ST going.
wise head, young shoulders
Tried the old, "You can't be a proper City fan till you've felt the pain" card. Didn't wash. Even tried "You know how much you love the chips from the Hong Kong chippy." Didn't work either.
Have you tried the 'if you want to see another birthday' angle yet. Menacing and threatening behaviour is surely the way to go.
Whats the law's stance on assault against family member, she has to learn somehow.
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| | | Posted 29/01/2008 13:25:38 | |
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Reports have been made that Cityitis has been spotted in certain remote outposts of the UK - Vets are advised to take this threat seriously and to administer the usual procedure of making the victim watch every home game from January - July 2007It's my nephews turn to go to the game on Saturday, he can't make it as they're going away, so I told Miss ESM she could go. All I got was " What's the point daddy, we're going to get really badly beaten."Looks like I've a spare junior ST going. wise head, young shoulders Tried the old, "You can't be a proper City fan till you've felt the pain" card. Didn't wash. Even tried "You know how much you love the chips from the Hong Kong chippy." Didn't work either. Have you tried the 'if you want to see another birthday' angle yet. Menacing and threatening behaviour is surely the way to go. Don't want to risk a child cruelty rap by the social services. Wonder if City are offering ant counseling after Saturdays match?
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| | | Posted 29/01/2008 13:38:21 | |
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News Flash
Reports have been made that Cityitis has been spotted in certain remote outposts of the UK - Vets are advised to take this threat seriously and to administer the usual procedure of making the victim watch every home game from January - July 2007
It's my nephews turn to go to the game on Saturday, he can't make it as they're going away, so I told Miss ESM she could go. All I got was " What's the point daddy, we're going to get really badly beaten."
Looks like I've a spare junior ST going.
wise head, young shoulders
Tried the old, "You can't be a proper City fan till you've felt the pain" card. Didn't wash. Even tried "You know how much you love the chips from the Hong Kong chippy." Didn't work either.
Have you tried the 'if you want to see another birthday' angle yet. Menacing and threatening behaviour is surely the way to go.
Don't want to risk a child cruelty rap by the social services. Wonder if City are offering ant counseling after Saturdays match?
She's a City fan ain't she. What more could you do to her. In fact, I'm surprised you haven't already had a call from social services. Mental cruelty is still a form of abuse isn't it?
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| | | Posted 29/01/2008 13:46:44 | |
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| I'm starting to take it as a personal insult when people make fun of Corluka's run. 3 different people have said "He runs like you" to me. Now I'm getting paranoid that I walk like a spaz too. Just the other day someone said "I could tell it was you from right over there just by your walk". I've been told I'm twine toed but I have no idea what that is.
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| | | Posted 29/01/2008 13:59:08 | |
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I'm starting to take it as a personal insult when people make fun of Corluka's run. 3 different people have said "He runs like you" to me. Now I'm getting paranoid that I walk like a spaz too. Just the other day someone said "I could tell it was you from right over there just by your walk". I've been told I'm twine toed but I have no idea what that is.Have you got bits of string around the ends of your feet, kinda near the toeage area....?  
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| | | Posted 29/01/2008 14:13:49 | |
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I'm starting to take it as a personal insult when people make fun of Corluka's run. 3 different people have said "He runs like you" to me. Now I'm getting paranoid that I walk like a spaz too. Just the other day someone said "I could tell it was you from right over there just by your walk". I've been told I'm twine toed but I have no idea what that is.Have you got bits of string around the ends of your feet, kinda near the toeage area....? Thats a proper manky foot you've got there weege. My feet dont look anything like that. No string either.
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| | | Posted 29/01/2008 14:20:50 | |
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| | ever seen a ballerina's feet. fucking well rank. anyway ESM, we might win. isn't that the point of wanting to go to these games, the joy of when we do win?
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