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Posted 17/01/2008 13:27:41


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Micahrichardsatemybaby. (17/01/2008)
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Agreed Ooh Vay, apart from the ego's bit, and we don't have to play them again this season.

I hate this perception of him being a quitter though. I don't know why he left Newcastle to be honest. But then he left Fulham to manage his country. Hardly being a quitter that is it? Then he quit England, but at least he had the balls to stand up in front of the nation and say he wasn't good enough. Then at City he had already said he was going at the end of his contract - but people seem to forget he had said that the day he took the job as well. At the end he had lost his spark - no doubt about that, and it was right for him to leave.

He's never quit without good reason




That's Keeganesque is that Squidge.

He didn't finish his contract with City either. He left after the Chelsea game in February or something. He quit.


squidge and keegan sittin ina tree


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Posted 17/01/2008 13:29:01


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Benny (17/01/2008)
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Agreed Ooh Vay, apart from the ego's bit, and we don't have to play them again this season.

I hate this perception of him being a quitter though. I don't know why he left Newcastle to be honest. But then he left Fulham to manage his country. Hardly being a quitter that is it? Then he quit England, but at least he had the balls to stand up in front of the nation and say he wasn't good enough. Then at City he had already said he was going at the end of his contract - but people seem to forget he had said that the day he took the job as well. At the end he had lost his spark - no doubt about that, and it was right for him to leave.

He's never quit without good reason




That's Keeganesque is that Squidge.

He didn't finish his contract with City either. He left after the Chelsea game in February or something. He quit.


squidge and keegan sittin ina tree

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Posted 17/01/2008 13:29:23
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Benny (17/01/2008)
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Agreed Ooh Vay, apart from the ego's bit, and we don't have to play them again this season.

I hate this perception of him being a quitter though. I don't know why he left Newcastle to be honest. But then he left Fulham to manage his country. Hardly being a quitter that is it? Then he quit England, but at least he had the balls to stand up in front of the nation and say he wasn't good enough. Then at City he had already said he was going at the end of his contract - but people seem to forget he had said that the day he took the job as well. At the end he had lost his spark - no doubt about that, and it was right for him to leave.

He's never quit without good reason




That's Keeganesque is that Squidge.

He didn't finish his contract with City either. He left after the Chelsea game in February or something. He quit.


squidge and keegan sittin ina tree

Kay eye ess ess eye en gee


"Nobody likes my shoes! I made... I made fifty... fucking vol-au-vents, and not one of you... not one of you... said "Thank you." And my favourite: "Everybody, shut up. Shut up! This song is all about me."

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Posted 17/01/2008 13:31:39


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Micahrichardsatemybaby. (17/01/2008)
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Squidge (17/01/2008)
Agreed Ooh Vay, apart from the ego's bit, and we don't have to play them again this season.

I hate this perception of him being a quitter though. I don't know why he left Newcastle to be honest. But then he left Fulham to manage his country. Hardly being a quitter that is it? Then he quit England, but at least he had the balls to stand up in front of the nation and say he wasn't good enough. Then at City he had already said he was going at the end of his contract - but people seem to forget he had said that the day he took the job as well. At the end he had lost his spark - no doubt about that, and it was right for him to leave.

He's never quit without good reason




That's Keeganesque is that Squidge.

He didn't finish his contract with City either. He left after the Chelsea game in February or something. He quit.


squidge and keegan sittin ina tree


Kayeye ess ess eye en gee


yeah. they totally are.


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Posted 17/01/2008 13:34:03
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Agreed Ooh Vay, apart from the ego's bit, and we don't have to play them again this season.

I hate this perception of him being a quitter though. I don't know why he left Newcastle to be honest. But then he left Fulham to manage his country. Hardly being a quitter that is it? Then he quit England, but at least he had the balls to stand up in front of the nation and say he wasn't good enough. Then at City he had already said he was going at the end of his contract - but people seem to forget he had said that the day he took the job as well. At the end he had lost his spark - no doubt about that, and it was right for him to leave.

He's never quit without good reason




That's Keeganesque is that Squidge.

He didn't finish his contract with City either. He left after the Chelsea game in February or something. He quit.


squidge and keegan sittin ina tree


Kayeye ess ess eye en gee


yeah. they totally are.

They are? Honest to god, that was a shot in the dark. Total shot in the dark but I NAILED it


"Nobody likes my shoes! I made... I made fifty... fucking vol-au-vents, and not one of you... not one of you... said "Thank you." And my favourite: "Everybody, shut up. Shut up! This song is all about me."

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Posted 17/01/2008 13:36:47


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Micahrichardsatemybaby. (17/01/2008)
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Agreed Ooh Vay, apart from the ego's bit, and we don't have to play them again this season.

I hate this perception of him being a quitter though. I don't know why he left Newcastle to be honest. But then he left Fulham to manage his country. Hardly being a quitter that is it? Then he quit England, but at least he had the balls to stand up in front of the nation and say he wasn't good enough. Then at City he had already said he was going at the end of his contract - but people seem to forget he had said that the day he took the job as well. At the end he had lost his spark - no doubt about that, and it was right for him to leave.

He's never quit without good reason




That's Keeganesque is that Squidge.

He didn't finish his contract with City either. He left after the Chelsea game in February or something. He quit.


squidge and keegan sittin ina tree


Kayeye ess ess eye en gee


yeah. they totally are.


They are? Honest to god, that was a shot in the dark. Total shot in the dark but I NAILED it


They wish nailing as about something else. Oh aye, Thems snoggining. Sngoggogoogooging.


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Posted 17/01/2008 13:39:28


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No good will come of it. Squidge will just get hurt when Kev vanishes one day without a word, only to be seen later kissing another forumer.*

*Benny**

**not Benny***

***Benny


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Posted 17/01/2008 13:40:45


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emigre (17/01/2008)
No good will come of it. Squidge will just get hurt when Kev vanishes one day without a word, only to be seen later kissing another forumer.*

*Benny**

**not Benny***

***Benny


*Looks confused*

*still loves it tho*

*ahhhhhhhhhhhh yeah*


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Posted 17/01/2008 13:46:13


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Not sure if this has been posted:

NEWCASTLE SIGN KEEGAN FOR ‘BONUS NIGHT’ Print E-mail

NEWCASTLE United was last night trying desperately to justify itself after signing up for a 'bonus night' of no-strings fun with unstable ex-boyfriend Kevin Keegan.

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'What in the name of GOD was I thinking,' said an embarrassed Newcastle
The club split acrimoniously from Keegan a decade ago, blaming a combination of his emotional instability and total insanity for the demise of their five-year romance.

However, after a chance encounter in a Newcastle nightclub last week, the two had a few drinks together and eventually ended up in bed.

Newcastle said: "You just remember the good times - the wild sex, the spanking, and that thing he used to like me to do with a banana.

"You forget all the tantrums and the crying and him making such a dick of himself on Sky Sports that time. 'I will love it if we beat them' - I was absolutely mortified.

"I also forgot all those idiotic things he used to say on Match of the Day. Since when has cramp been worse than a broken leg?"

Another of Keegan's lovers, Squidge off of the forum, has refused to comment on recent postings regarding his relationship with the permed wonder, saying "Look, we were just in that tree having a chat. There was no K-I-S-S-I-N-G happening, right!?"

Meanwhile, new England boss Fabio Capello has insisted he declared all bribes, bungs and backhanders to the relevant authorities while manager of Juventus

He added: "Who you think I are, the Georgio Graham of the Arse? I no take bung in dirty bag in car park.

"No, when I gets big cheque from agent for signing I put straight in my accounts with taxes. Is normal, no?"



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