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Posted 08/01/2008 12:59:00


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I don't care if we sign a two headed green martian as long as he is good, and bagsgoals for the blessed blues.


Martians don't have two heads.

*Reported for inter-galactic speciesism


Some might.

*Reported for inter-galactic speciesism


They don't

*Reported for inter-galactic speciesism and silliness

What about the two headed martians of anis-nuk, the class 2 planet in the outer quadrant of the beta-aurealis constellation?

Didn't think of those did you? Being all speciesist blinded you to the obvious. Pillock.


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Posted 08/01/2008 13:13:30


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Is it against FA rules to have a player with 2 heads?

you do not mess with Jack Reacher

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Posted 08/01/2008 13:15:46


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Is it against FA rules to have a player with 2 heads?

I've never seen a siamese player I must admit


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Posted 08/01/2008 13:19:39


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Is it against FA rules to have a player with 2 heads?

I've never seen a siamese player I must admit

fall over their own (spare) legs and/or argue which way to run?

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Posted 08/01/2008 13:26:38


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Bert Trautmanns neck brace (08/01/2008)
Is it against FA rules to have a player with 2 heads?

Are you sure?

Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.

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Posted 08/01/2008 14:41:05


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Is it against FA rules to have a player with 2 heads?

I've never seen a siamese player I must admit

That's because Siam is now modern-day Thailand, fool.

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Posted 08/01/2008 15:06:14


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I don't care if we sign a two headed green martian as long as he is good, and bagsgoals for the blessed blues.


Martians don't have two heads.

*Reported for inter-galactic speciesism


Some might.

*Reported for inter-galactic speciesism


They don't

*Reported for inter-galactic speciesism and silliness


What about the two headed martians of anis-nuk, the class 2 planet in the outer quadrant of the beta-aurealis constellation?

Didn't think of those did you? Being all speciesist blinded you to the obvious. Pillock.


You have to be from Mars to be classified as a Martian. Ergo, the two headed martians of anis-nuk, the class 2 planet in the outer quadrant of the beta-aurealis constellation are not Martians.

Or do all inter-galactic beings look the same to you. Speciesist.


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Posted 08/01/2008 15:46:47


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Seriously why are conjoined twins still called siamese nw siam does not exist?

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Posted 08/01/2008 15:48:47


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Is it against FA rules to have a player with 2 heads?

I've never seen a siamese player I must admit

That's because Siam is now modern-day Thailand, fool.

Ahem, Bert

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Posted 08/01/2008 15:54:28


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Bert Trautmanns neck brace (08/01/2008)
Seriously why are conjoined twins still called siamese nw siam does not exist?


Because Thai twins has an entirely different meaning.


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