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Posted 07/12/2007 11:03:35


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I wanna know how they got on. If they didnt win it I feel there'll be excuses.

Just got off a 11 hour flight, I feel as bad as I can remember. I drank with intent at the airport and plan was to get onboard, take my valium and sleep for 8 hours straight. That went out the window when the girl next to me was ridiculously HOT. I didnt sleep a wink and thats a shame.


Hope it was worth while. Get a sly hand job maybe?


No but I got my hand down her jeans. The French bloke across the aisle was so disgusted he changed seats, like I gave a fuck.


not after you'd slipped her all your valium i hope?!


Goddamit, couldve joined the mile high if I'd had my sensible cap on. Next time buddy, good call! Do I know you by te way, seems everyones changed up their names and pics...?

Rapist.

is it called digital penetration or something if they are passed out? why? glad to help. is it rape if you film it and show them smiling in their sleep? im gonna shut up now.

*feels concerned*

dont worry im just having one of my early shift talk shit days...

Cool Cool Coolio...

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Posted 07/12/2007 11:06:05


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the person i work with said.. would you rather be gay or incestuous?.. i said gay and they said eewwww, youre gay.

Cool Cool Coolio...

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Posted 07/12/2007 11:13:59


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We never got through.  ho hum.

The winners were a death metal band, whose name escapes me, andthey were loud.  They all had their faces painted like Kiss. They were fuckin loud, they made us sound twee.  

Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.

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Posted 07/12/2007 11:27:54


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badly drawn bassman (07/12/2007)
We never got through.  ho hum.

The winners were a death metal band, whose name escapes me, andthey were loud.  They all had their faces painted like Kiss. They were fuckin loud, they made us sound twee.  

Never mind, eh?

Perhaps you could give Pete Waterperson or Simon Cowell a call. A bit of a makeover and some dance lessons may see you alright.

It's the digital age FFS, who needs real instruments?!

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Posted 07/12/2007 11:30:17


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We never got through.  ho hum.

The winners were a death metal band, whose name escapes me, andthey were loud.  They all had their faces painted like Kiss. They were fuckin loud, they made us sound twee.  

Never mind, eh?

Perhaps you could give Pete Waterperson or Simon Cowell a call. A bit of a makeover and some dance lessons may see you alright.

It's the digital age FFS, who needs real instruments?!

yes, you may be right, that must be the route to go down.

Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.

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Posted 07/12/2007 11:31:30


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any linkage to some tunage bassy?



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Posted 07/12/2007 11:39:04


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badly drawn bassman (07/12/2007)
We never got through.  ho hum.

The winners were a death metal band, whose name escapes me, andthey were loud.  They all had their faces painted like Kiss. They were fuckin loud, they made us sound twee.  

You see, the devil does have all of the best tunes.


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Posted 07/12/2007 11:43:17


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Hard luck Bassy.


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Posted 07/12/2007 11:45:23


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any linkage to some tunage bassy?

yep

www.myspace.com/5leavesleftuk

Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.

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Posted 07/12/2007 11:50:16


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badly drawn bassman (07/12/2007)
We never got through.  ho hum.

The winners were a death metal band, whose name escapes me, andthey were loud.  They all had their faces painted like Kiss. They were fuckin loud, they made us sound twee.  

 

Unlucky Bassy, maybe you need to fight fire with fire next time though eh?

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