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| A woman i work with has just quoted some Celine Dion lyrics to someone on the phone. how embarrassing for her. 
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.
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| | | Posted 05/12/2007 11:18:45 | |
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| badly drawn bassman (05/12/2007)
A woman i work with has just quoted some Celine Dion lyrics to someone on the phone. how embarrassing for her.
Are you sure she isn't Celine Dion because then everything she said would be a Celine Dion lyric. Perhaps she's Whitney Houston. That woul dbe even worse. Or she might be Shakin Stevens. Or The unhairy one called Beard out of ZZ top. Does she have a beard? That would be the acid test. If she has a beard then she's definately Celine DIon. Or the ghost of Frank Zappa. Ask her if she's ever been to synagogue. That ought to solve the problem. Don't thank me. I do it for the satisfaction of helping. I'm here right through December. Bye.
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| | | Posted 05/12/2007 11:21:45 | |
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A woman i work with has just quoted some Celine Dion lyrics to someone on the phone. how embarrassing for her. Are you sure she isn't Celine Dion because then everything she said would be a Celine Dion lyric. Perhaps she's Whitney Houston. That woul dbe even worse. Or she might be Shakin Stevens. Or The unhairy one called Beard out of ZZ top. Does she have a beard? That would be the acid test. If she has a beard then she's definately Celine DIon. Or the ghost of Frank Zappa. Ask her if she's ever been to synagogue. That ought to solve the problem. Don't thank me. I do it for the satisfaction of helping. I'm here right through December. Bye. if you're here all christmas, then get the tandong sorted on your avatar...
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| | | Posted 05/12/2007 11:23:05 | |
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we wish you emigre christmas (05/12/2007)
badly drawn bassman (05/12/2007)
A woman i work with has just quoted some Celine Dion lyrics to someone on the phone. how embarrassing for her.
Are you sure she isn't Celine Dion because then everything she said would be a Celine Dion lyric. Perhaps she's Whitney Houston. That woul dbe even worse. Or she might be Shakin Stevens. Or The unhairy one called Beard out of ZZ top. Does she have a beard? That would be the acid test. If she has a beard then she's definately Celine DIon. Or the ghost of Frank Zappa. Ask her if she's ever been to synagogue. That ought to solve the problem. Don't thank me. I do it for the satisfaction of helping. I'm here right through December. Bye.
if you're here all christmas, then get the tandong sorted on your avatar...
Are you attempting to stimulate my subtle dong in to a position of prominence?
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| | | Posted 05/12/2007 11:28:04 | |
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| we wish you emigre christmas (05/12/2007)
Glad TiDings I Bring (05/12/2007)
we wish you emigre christmas (05/12/2007)
badly drawn bassman (05/12/2007)
A woman i work with has just quoted some Celine Dion lyrics to someone on the phone. how embarrassing for her. Are you sure she isn't Celine Dion because then everything she said would be a Celine Dion lyric. Perhaps she's Whitney Houston. That woul dbe even worse. Or she might be Shakin Stevens. Or The unhairy one called Beard out of ZZ top. Does she have a beard? That would be the acid test. If she has a beard then she's definately Celine DIon. Or the ghost of Frank Zappa. Ask her if she's ever been to synagogue. That ought to solve the problem. Don't thank me. I do it for the satisfaction of helping. I'm here right through December. Bye. if you're here all christmas, then get the tandong sorted on your avatar... Are you attempting to stimulate my subtle dong in to a position of prominence? No. I'm trying to get you to amend your avatar.
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| | | Posted 05/12/2007 11:29:25 | |
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| Glad TiDings I Bring (05/12/2007)
we wish you emigre christmas (05/12/2007)
Glad TiDings I Bring (05/12/2007)
we wish you emigre christmas (05/12/2007)
badly drawn bassman (05/12/2007)
A woman i work with has just quoted some Celine Dion lyrics to someone on the phone. how embarrassing for her.
Are you sure she isn't Celine Dion because then everything she said would be a Celine Dion lyric. Perhaps she's Whitney Houston. That woul dbe even worse. Or she might be Shakin Stevens. Or The unhairy one called Beard out of ZZ top. Does she have a beard? That would be the acid test. If she has a beard then she's definately Celine DIon. Or the ghost of Frank Zappa. Ask her if she's ever been to synagogue. That ought to solve the problem. Don't thank me. I do it for the satisfaction of helping. I'm here right through December. Bye.
if you're here all christmas, then get the tandong sorted on your avatar...
Are you attempting to stimulate my subtle dong in to a position of prominence?
No. I'm trying to get you to amend your avatar.
My bad.
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| | | Posted 05/12/2007 11:44:29 | |
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| | Lovely and seasonal too 
My fave Christmas album.
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| | | Posted 05/12/2007 11:55:08 | |
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| Mind you, i suppose it could have been worse for her - she could have quoted Arctic Monkey lyrics instead. That would have been really embarrassing.
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.
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| | | Posted 05/12/2007 11:57:55 | |
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| badly drawn bassman (05/12/2007)
Mind you, i suppose it could have been worse for her - she could have quoted Arctic Monkey lyrics instead. That would have been really embarrassing. but you must admit that she looks lovely. she wouldnt look so happy having to sing that yarkshite claptrap.
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| | | Posted 05/12/2007 11:59:22 | |
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badly drawn bassman (05/12/2007)
Mind you, i suppose it could have been worse for her - she could have quoted Arctic Monkey lyrics instead. That would have been really embarrassing. but you must admit that she looks lovely. she wouldnt look so happy having to sing that yarkshite claptrap. always thought she looked like the back end of a horse. does nowt for me, and all that warbling, what's all that about? never understood that. Minging woman.
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.
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