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| |  Posted 03/10/2006 14:04:02 | |
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| Buffbill (03/10/2006)
My car went in one morning as the glovebox light wasn't working. Ten minutes later a technician came in, laughed at me and informed that there was nothing worng, I just hadn't had the sidelights on. A week later I got a bill from the Service Dept for 3 hours labour, investigating an electrical fault which had been traced to faulty wiring and rectified.Robbers! East Stand Massive (03/10/2006)
What a twat. He should get together with one of our dickhead technicians who carked my car like a mong this morning, (it's a Rnault and obviosly needed some repairs as it's 6 days old!!), and a fucking customer has pranged it.  They're all robbing bastards mate.......ahem. 
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| | | Posted 03/10/2006 14:15:03 | |
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| Some of the tales of Captain Chaos are legendary and he tells us the stories before we hear them from another source. He brought his little son in to work one day, carrying him as he'd forgotten to put the lads shoes on, went off to see a customer and forgot the boy.East Stand Massive (03/10/2006)
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Buffbill (03/10/2006)
One of our salesmen is well-known for being a bit of a balloon, but he's excelled himself. He went to a Motor Show and decided to stay over and sleep in one of our trucks so that he could go to "The Disco". On the way, he spotted a burger bar and resolved to call there on the way out for something to eat. Unfortunately, it was shut, so he went round the back to see if there was anything edible left and got caught by a security guard while rummaging through the old boxes and bins. After convincing him that he wasn't a tramp, he remembered that he had some spuds in the glovebox of his car, went and got a couple, peeled them with his car key and had a feast. Who keeps potatoes in their glovebox? This story has to be true because no one could have thought it up. There are some right penises in this world. At that point I prolly would have just resigned myself to being hungry for a night.
The fact that he's actually told people the story beggars belief!!
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| | | Posted 03/10/2006 14:48:13 | |
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| Captain Chaos Is My Hero. Going to take your boredom down to zero.
The PB for Mod pledges: Cloudyshin O'Watra, ESM, MSTB, Squidge, Buff, Noddy the Bolton Blue, Spiderpig, Emigre, The Ghost of Gibbi, Bill, Danny's Stud's, Shimmer. |
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| | | Posted 03/10/2006 15:07:48 | |
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| | He certainly has his uses; If we're having a bad Monday, we just ask him what kind of a weekend he's had and ten minutes later the world doesn't seem so bad. When he went away he left his company mobile in duty-free at Heathrow and borrowed someone else's to phone it. First we knew was when somebody from Dixon's called on the salesman's mobile and asked for our address to post the 'phone back. Paddington Blue (03/10/2006)
Captain Chaos Is My Hero. Going to take your boredom down to zero.
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