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Posted 05/02/2007 16:24:30


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Bert Trautmanns neck brace (05/02/2007)
As you appear to be alive if not well how is the domestic situation chez TID? Have you found the said ring or what .Are any of your bodily parts missing?


I am somewhat in the driving seat at the moment. The ring is still missing, however, I had to pick up her from work and drive her home today as her back's gone. Therefore, she is now totally dependent on me for food, warmth and shelter. So surprisingly, she's being quite nice to me at the moment!

Also, there is a glimmer of hope as there are a couple of people who think they might know where it is. They're checking for me and I await an update.

Will keep you posted.


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Posted 05/02/2007 16:26:24


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As you appear to be alive if not well how is the domestic situation chez TID? Have you found the said ring or what .Are any of your bodily parts missing?


I am somewhat in the driving seat at the moment. The ring is still missing, however, I had to pick up her from work and drive her home today as her back's gone. Therefore, she is now totally dependent on me for food, warmth and shelter. So surprisingly, she's being quite nice to me at the moment!

Also, there is a glimmer of hope as there are a couple of people who think they might know where it is. They're checking for me and I await an update.

Will keep you posted.

I can hardly contain my excitement.


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he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal


Post #35064
Posted 05/02/2007 16:38:20


Used to be SB, you know

Used to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you know

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As you appear to be alive if not well how is the domestic situation chez TID? Have you found the said ring or what .Are any of your bodily parts missing?


I am somewhat in the driving seat at the moment. The ring is still missing, however, I had to pick up her from work and drive her home today as her back's gone. Therefore, she is now totally dependent on me for food, warmth and shelter. So surprisingly, she's being quite nice to me at the moment!

Also, there is a glimmer of hope as there are a couple of people who think they might know where it is. They're checking for me and I await an update.

Will keep you posted.

Nice work, TID


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Posted 05/02/2007 16:40:56


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As you appear to be alive if not well how is the domestic situation chez TID? Have you found the said ring or what .Are any of your bodily parts missing?


I am somewhat in the driving seat at the moment. The ring is still missing, however, I had to pick up her from work and drive her home today as her back's gone. Therefore, she is now totally dependent on me for food, warmth and shelter. So surprisingly, she's being quite nice to me at the moment!

Also, there is a glimmer of hope as there are a couple of people who think they might know where it is. They're checking for me and I await an update.

Will keep you posted.


Nice work, TID


If only. I've not been allowed near her until she started crying when I picked her up this morning.


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Post #35071
Posted 05/02/2007 16:41:46


Used to be SB, you know

Used to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you know

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As an aside to this thread, and inspired by Bert's pedantry over such matters, I would like to state for the record how impressed I am that Benny managed to spell diarrhoea correctly, even in his inebriated state...


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Posted 05/02/2007 16:42:00


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As you appear to be alive if not well how is the domestic situation chez TID? Have you found the said ring or what .Are any of your bodily parts missing?


I am somewhat in the driving seat at the moment. The ring is still missing, however, I had to pick up her from work and drive her home today as her back's gone. Therefore, she is now totally dependent on me for food, warmth and shelter. So surprisingly, she's being quite nice to me at the moment!

Also, there is a glimmer of hope as there are a couple of people who think they might know where it is. They're checking for me and I await an update.

Will keep you posted.


I can hardly contain my excrement.


Adult nappies?


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Post #35073
Posted 05/02/2007 16:45:57


Used to be SB, you know

Used to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you knowUsed to be SB, you know

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Bert Trautmanns neck brace (05/02/2007)
As you appear to be alive if not well how is the domestic situation chez TID? Have you found the said ring or what .Are any of your bodily parts missing?


I am somewhat in the driving seat at the moment. The ring is still missing, however, I had to pick up her from work and drive her home today as her back's gone. Therefore, she is now totally dependent on me for food, warmth and shelter. So surprisingly, she's being quite nice to me at the moment!

Also, there is a glimmer of hope as there are a couple of people who think they might know where it is. They're checking for me and I await an update.

Will keep you posted.


Nice work, TID


If only. I've not been allowed near her until she started crying when I picked her up this morning.

Shame that.  I thought you'd executed a remarkable set of highly cunning manoeuvres there.  In more than one sense...


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Posted 05/02/2007 17:00:28


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As you appear to be alive if not well how is the domestic situation chez TID? Have you found the said ring or what .Are any of your bodily parts missing?


I am somewhat in the driving seat at the moment. The ring is still missing, however, I had to pick up her from work and drive her home today as her back's gone. Therefore, she is now totally dependent on me for food, warmth and shelter. So surprisingly, she's being quite nice to me at the moment!

Also, there is a glimmer of hope as there are a couple of people who think they might know where it is. They're checking for me and I await an update.

Will keep you posted.


Nice work, TID


If only. I've not been allowed near her until she started crying when I picked her up this morning.


Shame that. I thought you'd executed a remarkableset of highly cunning manoeuvres there. In more than one sense...


Cunninglingous. Got any pics?


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