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| |  Posted 22/04/2008 23:47:53 | |
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| Bill Bastard (22/04/2008)
Benny (11/03/2008)
"We would have scored more goals with Bernardo Corradi in our team".
Sorry, had to be posted given that lead in.
Must never be forgotten.
Here's a nice one:
"It's not pedantry, but merely a desire for accuracy." - Roy Cropper, Coronation Street.
I have to say I like accuracy and precision tho. 
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| | | Posted 23/04/2008 00:02:56 | |
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| "Never merely accept a person as they are. Treat them as though they are what you know they are capable of being, and in doing so you help them become that."
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Too often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother....pass it on. |
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| | | Posted 23/04/2008 08:01:57 | |
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| | 'I would never join any club that would have me as a member' Groucho Marx
--------------------------------------------------We're on a mission from God |
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| | | Posted 23/04/2008 09:03:35 | |
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| | "He just can't stop scoring this lad. That's now four for the season." Stuart Hall gives a quick summary of the Wigan vs Spurs game on Saturday after Heskey had equalised. Made me laugh!
A 100 Miles and Runnin'... |
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| | | Posted 25/04/2008 17:22:52 | |
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| "he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm"Sugarhill Gang
Cool Cool Coolio... |
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| | | Posted 25/04/2008 17:52:20 | |
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| Lady Astor, aghast at a party. "Mr. Churchill you're drunk!"
Mr. Churchill replies: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly."
Lady Astor responds:"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
Churchill replies "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
I gave Elano my Porsche and now I want it back! |
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| | | Posted 25/04/2008 21:04:16 | |
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| Here's a lovely quote by myself:
"I can't say i'm quite experienced but ain't all an illusion?"
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| | | Posted 26/04/2008 12:13:15 | |
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| The human heart can go to the lengths of God.
Dark and cold we may be, but this
Is no winter now. The frozen misery
Of centuries breaks, cracks, begins to move;
The thunder is the thunder of the floes,
The thaw, the flood, the upstart Spring.
Thank God our time is now when wrong
Comes up to face us everywhere,
Never to leave us till we take
The longest stride of soul [we humans] ever took.
Affairs are now soul size.
The enterprise
Is exploration into God.
Where are you making for? It takes
So many thousand years to wake,
But will you wake for pity’s sake?
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Too often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother....pass it on. |
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