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| Squidge (11/04/2008)
At the Editors gig at the beginning of March i needed a poo so much that i genuinely thought i was going to shit myself. I let some proper stinkers out that night. I was had a poo so bad as well that, and i swear it's no word of a lie, it crossed my mind that i was going to die. I realise now how silly that seems, but it was terrible. It was like a tap, i could hear dripping long after i could feel anything. I sometimes get "runner's trots" so I know the feeling. 
you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass
he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal 
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| B for Badger (11/04/2008)
Squidge (11/04/2008)
At the Editors gig at the beginning of March i needed a poo so much that i genuinely thought i was going to shit myself. I let some proper stinkers out that night.
I was had apoo so bad as well that, and i swear it's no word of a lie, it crossed my mind that i was going to die. I realise now how silly that seems, but it was terrible. It was like a tap, i could hear dripping long after i could feel anything.
I sometimes get "runner's trots" so I know the feeling.
and isnt that an excellent feeling?...Okay, so I am 3 miles from my house, I have chronic gut rot and nowhere between me and house that resembles a toilet....do I walk and try and let it pass? No that will delay my getting to a loo, so, I guess the decision is to keep running, in agony within re-newed vigour in search of my throne finish line.
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| Squidge (11/04/2008)
At the Editors gig at the beginning of March i needed a poo so much that i genuinely thought i was going to shit myself. I let some proper stinkers out that night. I once had a poo so bad as well that, and i swear it's no word of a lie, it crossed my mind that i was going to die. I realise now how silly that seems, but it was terrible. It was like a tap, i could hear dripping long after i could feel anything. It's worse if that happens walking up the road.
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.
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| Danny's Studs (11/04/2008)
B for Badger (11/04/2008)
Squidge (11/04/2008)
At the Editors gig at the beginning of March i needed a poo so much that i genuinely thought i was going to shit myself. I let some proper stinkers out that night.
I was had apoo so bad as well that, and i swear it's no word of a lie, it crossed my mind that i was going to die. I realise now how silly that seems, but it was terrible. It was like a tap, i could hear dripping long after i could feel anything.I sometimes get "runner's trots" so I know the feeling. and isnt that an excellent feeling?...Okay, so I am 3 miles from my house, I have chronic gut rot and nowhere between me and house that resembles a toilet....do I walk and try and let it pass? No that will delay my getting to a loo, so, I guess the decision is to keep running, in agony within re-newed vigour in search of my throne finish line. It's a tough call isn't it Danny? Apparently it affects anywhere between 30 and 50% of distance runners and some reckon that in 15% of those cases it could be signs of IBS.
you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass
he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal
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