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| |  Posted 09/04/2008 19:33:00 | |
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| Well done
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| | | Posted 09/04/2008 19:43:24 | |
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| | | Posted 09/04/2008 20:03:17 | |
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| This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new Merc doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. Now, as a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned my nob, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers.
Yes, all right.. Christ Almighty! It's like walking down a corridor and answering the door in Nazi Germany! |
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| | | Posted 09/04/2008 20:12:22 | |
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| I have seen a few alarming things on the road as well Jeebus. Is it illegal to drive with an iPod or earphones in? If it isnt it should be. If you're sensible you wouldn't, there's no way I would anyways, all those wires would just get tangled up in my newspaper.
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| | | Posted 09/04/2008 21:10:49 | |
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| | Well done miss city. I hope you enjoy your driving as much as I do. You could get a driving job !!!!! 
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| | | Posted 09/04/2008 21:23:27 | |
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| Spiderpig (09/04/2008)
Well done miss city. I hope you enjoy your driving as much as I do.
You could get a driving job !!!!!
you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass
he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal 
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