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Posted 15/09/2006 16:36:40
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is it just me or is anyone still waiting for shrek to give donkey a good knocking about?? when did rooney become such a pussy?

thats what man ure will do to u tho i suppose.


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ive had enough now.
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Posted 17/09/2006 13:10:33


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You can wait as long as you like. It isn't going to happen.

When a player moves to ManUre they have to give Fergiescum their balls on a plate. It's in the contract. When the red-nosed twat leaves the club (Assuming he ever leaves and they don't just bury him under the pitch) the place will implode. There is no ManU any more. Just Ruddolph.

I'm not sure what Ronaldo gave him on a plate when he arrived. Clearly the ladyboy step-over queen was ball-less from the start.


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Posted 17/09/2006 13:17:41


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Not entirely fair, okay Rooney is overrated and Ronaldo may be unhbelieveably predictable but he is not a ladyboy!

More of a Portugese genderly challenged egit.

One of the things I love doing is watching a rag match with some of their fans who really rate Ronaldo.  Next time you watch him, observe him running at a player.  The pattern is quite comedic really, he goes outside one time, then inside the next, outside, inside, outside, inside and doesn't seem to vary this much. 

This only works if he is running at a player down one of the wings, through the centre he tends to lay it off after charging at an opponent like a rhino.

Honestly, watch him yourself, it really is funny.

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Posted 17/09/2006 13:29:58


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Loved to have seen 'Fake' Ronaldo come up against Stuart Pearce.  He would have been carted into the 5th row of the stand.  That would have given him something to cry about, the soft twat.
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