| | Posted 01/11/2007 15:22:55 | |
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| | A mechanical urethral dilator. Now squirm muthafuckas........ 
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I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
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| | | Posted 01/11/2007 15:24:07 | |
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| Benny the Blue (01/11/2007)
Bastard Bulsara (01/11/2007) lolling merrily at my desk.I just googled Violet Wand. Interesting. Do you have one of these in the cupboard as well Bastard? 
Have a butchers on ebay - some nice Victorian antique ones on there. Check out what the Germans call it too.
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| | | Posted 01/11/2007 15:26:45 | |
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| Bastard Bulsara (01/11/2007)
Benny the Blue (01/11/2007)
Bastard Bulsara (01/11/2007) lolling merrily at my desk.I just googled Violet Wand. Interesting. Do you have one of these in the cupboard as well Bastard? 
Have a butchers on ebay - some nice Victorian antique ones on there. Check out what the Germans call it too. At what point in the conversation do you bring it up? Any chance of some wand action?
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| | | Posted 01/11/2007 15:29:58 | |
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| TiD (01/11/2007)
A mechanical urethral dilator. Now squirm muthafuckas........ 
Turn it up to 11...
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| | | Posted 01/11/2007 15:32:06 | |
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| Benny the Blue (01/11/2007) At what point in the conversation do you bring it up? Any chance of some wand action?You have to make sure you mention it in the advert.
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| | | Posted 01/11/2007 15:34:23 | |
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| You've made this thread wrong.
you know, you know, if a feller named Monroe never fathered bluegrass he would still be unrecognised as the grand wizard of speed metal 
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| | | Posted 01/11/2007 15:34:48 | |
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| Mr Badger (01/11/2007) You've made this thread wrong.Wrong, but oh so right...
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| Bastard Bulsara (01/11/2007)
Benny the Blue (01/11/2007) At what point in the conversation do you bring it up? Any chance of some wand action?You have to make sure you mention it in the advert. I see. "Looking for Single female for fun, walks in the park, and to expand my urethra" I couldn't find the german word and I daren't look to hard on my work computer.
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