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| |  Posted 14/09/2006 12:51:59 | |
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| There appears to be a problem with the calender you've kindly provided. I don't seem to be able to update it at all with my personal appointments and reminders. This is most distressing, as already today I have forgotten to clean my teeth and eat my lunch. As I'm sure you will appreciate this is a situation that cannot be allowed to continue, as not only will I waste away, but my girlfriend will no longer want to kiss me using tongues. Please therefore could you correct this as soon as possible. My monthly bathtime is coming up and I do so love playing with my rubber duck.
Thankyou for your consideration. 
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| | | Posted 14/09/2006 12:54:16 | |
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| Born Unlucky (14/09/2006)
my girlfriend will no longer want to kiss me using tonguesYou mean she does now?
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| | | Posted 14/09/2006 14:37:54 | |
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| Born Unlucky (14/09/2006)
There appears to be a problem with the calender you've kindly provided. I don't seem to be able to update it at all with my personal appointments and reminders. This is most distressing, as already today I have forgotten to clean my teeth and eat my lunch. As I'm sure you will appreciate this is a situation that cannot be allowed to continue, as not only will I waste away, but my girlfriend will no longer want to kiss me using tongues. Please therefore could you correct this as soon as possible. My monthly bathtime is coming up and I do so love playing with my rubber duck. Thankyou for your consideration. Oh you don't want to put your life's itinerary in the hands of the forum - you'll only end up thinking it's time to walk the duck-billed platypus, comb the lawn or recreate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in your lounge.... (Now go and buy your girlfriend a big bunch of flowers and some jewellery to apologise for your foul-smelling breath...)
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| | | Posted 14/09/2006 14:45:15 | |
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| Seattle Blue (14/09/2006)
Born Unlucky (14/09/2006)
There appears to be a problem with the calender you've kindly provided. I don't seem to be able to update it at all with my personal appointments and reminders. This is most distressing, as already today I have forgotten to clean my teeth and eat my lunch. As I'm sure you will appreciate this is a situation that cannot be allowed to continue, as not only will I waste away, but my girlfriend will no longer want to kiss me using tongues. Please therefore could you correct this as soon as possible. My monthly bathtime is coming up and I do so love playing with my rubber duck. Thankyou for your consideration. Oh you don't want to put your life's itinerary in the hands of the forum - you'll only end up thinking it's time to walk the duck-billed platypus, comb the lawn or recreate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in your lounge.... (Now go and buy your girlfriend a big bunch of flowers and some jewellery to apologise for your foul-smelling breath...) My girlfriend doesn't go much for material displays of affection. 
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| | | Posted 14/09/2006 14:52:01 | |
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| With as serious a transgression as bad breath, I think that is the least she should expect... 
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